what all muns need: a verbal kick in the butt.

[debts]

[ A frown, then a tip of her head.

Eventually: ]

You can do better than that.

Get up, and stop procrastinating.

Comments

[allthebesttoys]

Now that's just poetry. Beautiful. I couldn't have put it better.

Are you free? I could use a speech writer for when my mun decides to be lazy in the middle of research. You speak mun, right? Or -- wait. No. No one speaks mun.

[debts]

[ Deadpan. So deadpan. ]

Typists don't usually listen to advice. Or poetry.

[hulk]

If that actually works, I might have to ask for tips.

[debts]

I also dispense fashion advice.

[ Ha ha ha. That was a joke. .... ]

[hulk]

W- I don't think mine needs that, I mean. She dresses okay enough-- Least she likes it enough, I don't go and weigh in on that kind of. ...And I'm. Well, I don't care as long as it stretches, so.

[ ...Oops. ]

[debts]

[ u ok Bruce u ok ]

I'll keep that in mind.

[hulk]

...Okay? [ he just babbles it's a thing no worries ] So. Did the kick work or no?

[likeamonster]

I tried that once. I'm still waiting for them to listen.

[debts]

[ Her smile thins. (Bruce, as if anyone could say no to this kitty fais. :333) ]

She's gotten a few things done. There's progress.

[debts]

[ A beat, then two. (Apparently Harlem's bringing out all her greatest hits.) ]

I can be persuasive.

[hulk]

[ ...The idea of Tasha making a kitty face is. ]

Huh. I mean, not that you're not persuasive or anything, but. Players are how they are.

[debts]

[ AMAZINGCHANS??? ]

It's a matter of recognizing a typist's strengths and weaknesses. [ Also a lot of cary Ex-Soviet glaring? ] Sometimes extra motivation helps.

[hulk]

[ Simultaneously adorable and terrifying. ]

...Well, now mine has even more reason to babble on in tags. Th- Good motivation.

[likeamonster]

[It's a good week?]

So I've heard. Whatever works, I'm all for it.

[debts]

[ A round of applause for thanks for breaking New York!!! ]

Sounds like motivation can be a common problem.

[debts]

[ 8D ]

They're not not-cute.

[hulk]

[ want to pet but afraid of getting hand mauled.... SOUNDS LEGIT. ]

You're, uh. You not a not-cat-person? ...Did th- You know what I mean.

[debts]

Cats can look after themselves. [ To the tune of international spying does not a good life for an codependent animal make. See: dogs. ] Or so I hear.

[ how do shot normal experiences what shot pets? ]

[hulk]

[ It's okay, he's only had one dog. And then Blonsky SHOT IT. The dick. ]

Ah, yeah, that's. Big selling factor for some people.

[debts]

[ W O W that is not okay should sugarmomma beat him up for you ]

I think Clint's waiting for the day he gets to keep a hamster.

[likeamonster]

[In his defense... he's the so-dubbed war hero of that. Harlem is entirely blamed on Hulk.]

Time is often another factor, unfortunately. Or, rather time management.

/couldn't resist

[likeamonster]

[with tranquilizers, mate. ok, that? totally makes up all the difference.]

[hulk]

[ Best sugarspymomma. But it's okay, he got cop car stomped and whipped like a bitch so it's all good. ]

Would have figured him for more, you know. Maybe a parakeet.

/just as planned

[hulk]

[ It doesn't matter what you shot him with, you still SHOT HIM, you horrible little man. ]

/you're evil and I love you

[likeamonster]

[hey you abandoned him, so what's the worse crime here? also I'm only like three inches shorter than you according to google so sod off with your 'little'.]