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[tarblackheart]

I hope you know I hate you.

While you're laying on your deathbed taking the day off from work (because you have a headache and a chesty cough huh?) I'm here in the back of your mind bored as hell.

I can't even find Russian to describe this situation. So I'll go with my American and say you're lame. Yes, you, are lame.

You've let me be stabbed, shot, nearly blown up and yet I've always survived and been back at work the next day.

Take a leaf out of my book yeah?

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[compromisedarrow]

Problems?

[tarblackheart]

First world Russian Widow problems.

[sigh]

[compromisedarrow]

You should get cable.

[tarblackheart]

Just going to resort to shouting at her until she gets up and puts something on the television.

She doesn't have any good films, just American drama's and a lot of horror.

Let me come and live with you.

[compromisedarrow]

My mun's a guy. Doubt you want to share his headspace.

Besides, people say I snore.

[tarblackheart]

On second thoughts no.

If I wanted to sit through endless porn I'd move into Hugh Hefner's head.

Aren't guy mun's like rare and beautiful butterflies around here?

Lucky you.

[compromisedarrow]

My mun takes offense to that. It does have an end.

And, yeah. We're pretty rare as muns.

[tarblackheart]

I'd apologize but my idea of an apology is to awkwardly stand around and then walk off.

Gold star for your mun, brave brave mun.

[compromisedarrow]

He does have, like, thirty of us cooped up in here. Don't know if that's bravery or stupidity.

[tarblackheart]

Could be both.

Must be crowded, there's six of us here and I feel like killing all of them but my mun told me she'd lock me in a box if I did.

I feel mistreated.

[compromisedarrow]

It's... rather spacious, actually. Dunno if it's mental capacity, or the fact there's nothing else here. He seems pretty smart.

[tarblackheart]

Well that's good, could be worse for us both I suppose.

Couldn't imagine living with a mun who had the mental capacity of a crayon.

[compromisedarrow]

Tell me about it. At least these guys have some sense.

[tarblackheart]

Mmhmm.

If only she'd stop forcing me into ridiculous meme's.

Suppose I should be a bit nicer to her though.

[iron_fist_king]

Bah. Typical behavior of these weaklings.

[compromisedarrow]

You? Nice?

[tarblackheart]

[Shrug]

She is my mun, that's worth something.

[tarblackheart]

My mun takes offence that you called her a weakling.

Offending my mun offends me.

[compromisedarrow]

Yeah. I'd say the same... But then he finds stuff like this on Tumblr:



And I lose all faith.

I apologize for Heihachi. He's quite a bit of an ass. >.>

[iron_fist_king]

It's her own fault for being one.

You don't strike me as much stronger with your complaining.

[tarblackheart]

Better than my mun.

Every time this:



pops up on her dash she makes an odd choking noise.

I think I may plan my own murder.

[compromisedarrow]

For the record, that's not me.

Well, not this version of me.

[tarblackheart]

Good, because if you ever try that I will break your hands.

xD it's okay we can take it

[tarblackheart]

My mun is actually competent, intelligent and respectable.

Never underestimate a woman.

[compromisedarrow]

That picture is suddenly relevant.