Having trouble with Texas' app. Hoping testing will get me going

[texasified]

Nope. Put away the boring book about the Frankenstein who's not as cool as the monster from the movie 'cause he just kind of mopes around and the super boring poem about the guy who wears birds as jewelry to impress his dead friends. You're writin' Texas' app tonight.

Yeah, you got school deadlines? Well, Texas has got deadlines too! A deadline to get into this SUPER COOL DREAM GAME AND FILL IT WITH LIONS THAT KNOW MUAY THAI! [Martial arts moves. In quantity] WAAAACHAAAA!

That's totally how this place works. Texas is sure. No problem.

So let's get goin' on that app, huh?! YEAH, TEXAS!

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YEAH, TEXAS! XD

[passengerseatdriver]

[At least it's not dragons with laser beam eyes...]

Not sure it works quite like that.

[texasified]

[Oh, that comes later. Can't overwhelm everyone with Texas' amazing ideas all at once, right?]

Oh, don't worry, it will. Just needs a touch of Texas, is all!

[ecoterraist]

Well, glad to see your Mundane lets you get a little air now and again.

Lions, you say?

[texasified]

Yeah. Too bad you wouldn't know anything about fresh air living in that stinky mushroom forest, and all.

Martial arts lions. Best kind.

[passengerseatdriver]

[That actually earns a grin.]

Gonna "Texasify" Somarium?

[ecoterraist]

[Eyes narrow]

It appears your memory is as sharp as your wit.

[She remembers very well what fresh air smells like.]

Touche.

[texasified]

Oh, you know it.

We're gonna all dream bigger AND better! More car chases! Explosions! Beatin' all the dream bad guys so hard the real life ones die too! YEAH, TEXAS!

[passengerseatdriver]

Just a head's up though: Sometimes the Dreamberries record your dreams for people to see. Even the embarrassing ones.

[texasified]

"Touchy?" Well, back at ya, lady!

Texas thought you'd run back to your forest and hide after the waste processing thing. What're you up to now, huh?

[texasified]

Embarrassing ones...? Well, uh, that must suck for the people who dream embarrassing stuff.

Wait, do you know this from watching somebody else's secrets or does everybody know about your dirty laundry? Or...your actual dirty laundry?

[mabelangelo]

[Whoops, someone's impressed with the fancy moves!]

Whoa! Your muns isn't working on the app right now? Those moves were awesome enough that they should be doing it right now!

[kanecokid]

Writing an application isn't as easy as it looks, Texas.

[texasified]

[Woah woah woah. This girl? She gets it. That's awesome.]

I know right?! Texas' moves are WAY too awesome to be held back by her being lazy!

[texasified]

Yeah, I guess you're right. After all, you somehow gotta contain all that is Texas in a bunch of words. That's not easy, even if you do have Texas right in your head.

[kanecokid]

Exactly.

You know, you figured that out pretty fast. Color me impressed.

[texasified]

I know, I rock.

But if I have to wait for her to do all her stuff first, I'm gonna be waiting forever! Texas can't wait forever!

[kanecokid]

Nah, I think she's just getting all of that other stuff out of the way so she can focus on what's really important here. It's like, I don't know, how we have to deal with KaneCo all the time?

[passengerseatdriver]

Well, they dreams pop up from time to time. Mine have been pretty good...[Though showing obvious homesickness.]...but a couple of people's nightmares have popped up.

[texasified]

Yeah, but dealing with KaneCo isn't so bad 'cause we get to smash Kane's death robots! Writing papers and reading big musty books...that stuff is for nerds, and not in the fun way that includes giant battleaxes!

[texasified]

And what do you do? Do you try to help them out or do you just have to sit around and watch?

[passengerseatdriver]

Sometimes you can interact with the dream. Other times, well, all you can do is watch.

[kanecokid]

Not everyone thinks swinging battleaxes and smashing robots is fun. I'm okay with it 'cause I get to hang with you guys but if I had to do it every day, I don't think I could stand it.