[Too bad for you, Shouko would chase you until the ends of the earth with a taser and marriage papers in hand.
Which is she doing right now- making a mad dash after him and promptly giving him a light tase. Well, light that he'd suffer extreme pain but not enough to knock him unconscious.]
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MUN.
Y U DO DIS TO HIM.
C-Cough, ahem! Time to play this coolly.]
H-Hey, Shouko. [Faking grin is a go!]
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... Yuuji.
[He looks like he's been cornered.]
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[... Clearly means that he's looking at another women behind her back. Time to pull out the taser.]
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W-Wait-! Y-You really need to pull that thing out!?
[Backing off. BACKING OFF.]
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[INCHING CLOSER. She's just doing her job as your wife and doing what's best for you in the end ok.]
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[HOLY SHIT turning around and makes a run for it now! Leave his already-ruined life alone, Shouko and cruel mun!]
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Which is she doing right now- making a mad dash after him and promptly giving him a light tase. Well, light that he'd suffer extreme pain but not enough to knock him unconscious.]
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Barely, I mean.]
W-W-wait a freaking minute! S-stop-!
[ALSKJALKJA.]
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Yuuji... Are you in a game now?
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N-no, not quite. [B-brushing himself up for a moment, because that was tingling, Shouko.] In fact, I was picked up when my mun see your face here.
last tag i will tag again tomorrow-ish sorry akjsda
[Call her please, very please. These muns know the right thing.
Otherwise she might retract back that mercy attack and pull out the bat instead.]
nightie~
[SADLY, Yuuji is far too beaten up to respond cleverly to that. He may or may not blush a bit here.
ts;dr, he's always digging his own grave and we all know it.]
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Shouko.
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Yuuji.
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Plus you really couldn't get away from her and her scary ways.]no subject
Drop it already.
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[Run boy, run it's starting to become that tone.]
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Regardless, he's... making a run for it. Again.]
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So have you found a nice place with Yuuji yet?