Nobody Dies AU Rei: Voice Testing/thinking about Animus

[terreifying]

Heee~eeey, What'cha doin', mun?

Oh, you're "voice testing"? You've already done a couple threads with me, though, and my voice is loud and clear. If you're still worried, I can call my sisters and get the cabbage...

Wait, me in a game? Seriously? Coooool! I wanna keep Go-kun! Or, at least, you need to get him for me as a regain! Oooh, can I regain Shinji and Asuka too?

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[alltostopentities]

(SO. MUCH. WIN.)

[He's fought cosmic horrors a thousand times worse than you, taken down sixteen universes' champions, and become a force to be reckoned with throughout the multiverse.]

My mundane is familiar with where you speak of... And where you are from.

[He has been able to go toe-to-toe with The Entity, and The S-0 Do not speak of the latter now. (Right, I'll have to actually figure out how to start that RP, first)

[Yet for some reason, Vyce thinks he should be very afraid.]

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[terreifying]

Really? Are you gonna be going to that Tower place too?

[ecossaise]

My goodness, your face!

[ Forgive him for being rude, but her bizarre appearance honestly startled him. ]

Are you well? You seem a tad...ill.

[terreifying]

Nah, I'm perfectly healthy. I never get sick.

[The advantage of not being human.]

[ecossaise]

Never? How fortunate you are to be spared from sickness.

[terreifying]

Nope, never. Not unless something reeeeeeally weird happens. But by then, me being sick isn't that big of a problem compared with everything else.

[ecossaise]

Oh? If I may so ask, what do you mean by "everything else"?

[terreifying]

Oh, you know, Angels wrecking everything. Or the world on the verge of blowing up. Invading alien robots...that kind of thing.

[ecossaise]

[ Blinks ]

No, I honestly...don't think I know of any events transpiring that involves aliens or angels.

[terreifying]

Huh. Then do you know about Tokyo-3?

[ecossaise]

I cannot say that I do, miss.

[terreifying]

Hm...I guess you're from one of the alternate universes then. They exist, you know. Just worlds that are...different. Sometimes I can find my friends there, and sometimes I can't.

[ecossaise]

Alternate universes? No, I highly doubt that's the case.

If anything, all of this is merely a dream and nothing else. A dream none of us has awaken from as of yet.

[terreifying]

You wanna test that?

[ecossaise]

Hm? What do you propose?

[terreifying]

[Her hand starts curling into a fist.]

Hold still?

/bwahahaha!

[ecossaise]

What are you--!

[ Oh dear, he doesn't like the looks of this. ]

Re: /bwahahaha!

[terreifying]

[Then the fist comes at his face.]

[ecossaise]

YOWCH!

[ The poor composer stumbles backwards now sporting a bloody nose. ]

You've...you've struck me!?

[terreifying]

...You didn't block it.

[Now she feels a little bad about this.]

Sorry. I just wanted to see if this was a dream or not. But since you felt pretty solid, I'd say this isn't a dream.

Besides, if this was a dream, I'd be married to Go-kun and taking care of my kids when I'm killing Angels as a giant naked version of myself.

[ecossaise]

I certainly didn't think you would be brazen enough to attack me!

[ Grumbling as he snatches out a handkerchief from his right pocket, Chopin literally glares at the girl as she rambles aimlessly about children and angels. ]

What a vivid imagination you have.

[terreifying]

It's not imagination. Angels are real. I'd even show you Wuffles if he was here.

[ecossaise]

[ A deep sigh escapes poor Chopin as she shakes his head. ]

Enough of your fanciful tales! Even you can try the patience of a saint with such lavish stories.

[terreifying]

I don't think we have any Saints where we come from. Weeell...if you consider Shinji to be the defender of humanity, he might count as a Saint. Might. And he's perfectly fine with what I do.

[ecossaise]

If your companion was truly a "saint" then he wouldn't still be living, now would he?