Voice test- Canon is Borderlands 2

[tinytina]

SO I gets that you like my flava. It's cool, shortie, it's cool. Your undying adorations is 'preciated, a thank you thank you thank you vurry much. You gots some choices up in here, bouts where to put me. As long as you keeps me near MAH BABIES and mechanical whatnots, it don't matter. Give me a thing or two billions to make splosions and you got yourself a happy blasty TT.

Time's a ticking, rabble rousa'. TiiiiicktoockticktockticktockticktockTICK TOCK!!!

Okay! Nap time!

Comments

[protoncharging]

/goes to make Lilith journal

[not_that_scary]

/follows after to make Roland journal

[tinytina]

Oh hells yes, son!

[ooc: yes plz]

[tinytina]

Sheeit. You bring my boy Roland and it's gonna be a partay up in here.

and im back

[phasestrike]

Sorry I couldn't make it to any of your tea parties Tina, I've been a little...busy.

But hey, I've got people worshiping me as a god now.

Woop woop!!!

[tinytina]

Lilith, baby, you know it's all good!

You gots a little following? That's cool. Wonder what a sister needs to do to have one herself. Tiiinites, I think I'd call 'em. Or Ba-booms.

[phasestrike]

I can only imagine how long Pandora would last before it was blown up if you had people following you.

At least it would be fun to watch.

[tinytina]

Hells yeah, it'd be all fireworks and mushroom clouds. Wooo mama! Makin' it raaain all ovah Pandora!

What have you doneeeee?

[trap_card]

...

Oh I think you know!!

[tinytina]

YO yo yo! Vault hunter!!! Sup!

[trap_card]

My kill count.

[tinytina]

Thatta boy. Gotta love the smell of murdered bandit bastards in the morning. Better than pancakes, y'know what I'm sayin?

[phasestrike]

It's absolutely amazing that you haven't blown yourself to bits yet.

Maybe instead of blowing up the whole planet, you just destroy Opportunity, Jack's little love letter to himself.

woooo!

[phasestrike]

Sup. [ Because apparently everyone on Pandora says that. ]

Find any good loot?

[trap_card]

I find myself wanting for a challenge. These fools too are too willing throw themselves on my blade.

[trap_card]

Finding better tools for killing is not my concern.

[phasestrike]

You're gonna need 'em if you wanna take on Jack and his army. Plus, there's no better feeling than hearing the hiss of a chest as it opens with the best weapons in the entire Galaxy inside.

[trap_card]

I prefer the moment leading up to that.

[phasestrike]

You should hang out with Brick more. He'd love to talk about the best way to murder Psychos and Skags.

Haven't gotten that far in Borderlands 2 yet, curses!

[trap_card]

The man on the wanted poster?

Sorry about that, I haven't even finished it myself, but I'm close!

[phasestrike]

He's a friend of Roland and me. He's tough, but no where near as bad as those wanted posters say.

[tinytina]

It's cuz I got the mad skills, mamacita.

Oh yeah I can get behind turnin Jack Hole's toy town into my own personal fire cracker.

[tinytina]

Could rig a couple damsels under the sand. You'll all play minesweeper.

[trap_card]

A little too impersonal, but dangerous... It's tempting.

[trap_card]

Yet you regard his skill with respect.

[tinytina]

Could do it. Could also make it more personal. Give ya a time limit. Strap your legs with a couple timed detonators that'll KABOOM if ya take too long on the slice n' dice.

[trap_card]

I'll make my own handicaps.

[tinytina]

It's cool, Zero. If you change your mind, a sista can hook you up. Would rather use my boom-kapows on someone more deserving anyway.