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[canisayfuckmore]

So... I get where you're going, with the whole, picking me up again, thing? And I'm not against it. Entirely. It's not, you know, you've had worse ideas. I'm just saying, it's been a while, and maybe you should, uh...

Gimme a break? I mean please. Come on. There was trauma last time. Actual trauma. And don't even try excuses, I know you'll just go back to the same. Oh it's not planned. Sure, it's not planned now. But give you a week and I'll be dangling off the Eiffel fucking Tower with dinosaurs trying to bite my feet off.

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[hulk]

...Dinosaurs would be-- That's. Definitely new. Not that it's like they're getting points for originality here, but. Unless they are, I don't know.

Anyway. ...Hi.

[canisayfuckmore]

Yeah, I mean, we had dinosaurs, there were definitely dinosaurs in my, recent history. The whole French thing is a new angle.

I wouldn't be surprised. Point system for new, uh scen- uh scener, what's the word? ... Scenarios. Yeah. And, like, whoever gets to make us cry. Bullies. Basically, they're just bullies.

[hulk]

Mine momentarily considered dinosaurs, at least at one point, but thankfully that, uh. It never went anywhere. Sorry about... France. Honestly, some of the stuff they come up with is-- But yeah, bullying is a pretty accurate kind of term for it most of the time.

It's been a while? ...Barge? Way more of the unpleasant scenarios than anything else, unless I've just. Totally gone and put my foot in it, which is always kind of likely.

[canisayfuckmore]

Barge, as in, am I from there? In which case yes. I was never anywhere else, actually. I had a Perry for a while. But then I lost him. Not that I miss him. Just to make clear. He totally didn't appreciate my... awesome, awesomeness.

Uh, but yeah. You changed your name, huh?

[hulk]

Yeah, th- Sorry, I wasn't sure if it was you because the whole-- I've seen a couple and if it wasn't, then it'd be this whole, awkward, and. Yeah. But it's good to see you since it is you, and. Hey. ...Oh, sorry to hear that about your person though I wouldn't have gone a- If you miss him, that's okay too.

Typist saw it was open and grabbed it. It's-- I mean, I know why, but it's. I kind of preferred the other one.

[canisayfuckmore]

Right. I know how it is. You come in all friendly and 'hey man how's it going?' Then you realise halfway in you have no fucking clue who you're talking to, only, of course, by then it's too late and you have to sit through three hours of, 'listen to my boring life,' and by the end you just wanna spork your eye out.

Yeah. It's rough.

I don't miss him. He's Perry, no one misses Perry. People, spontaneously applaud when he leaves a room.

It's good, the name I mean. I like it. Straightforward, you know? There's no moment of, uh, so what the fuck is that in reference to? Why am I not getting the joke? Kinda thing.

/hijack

[vanshrike]

Good to know you haven't gotten yourself killed yet. [...Presumably. Miss you too, chief.]

\o/ Perry

[canisayfuckmore]

Great to see you too Perry, I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.

/on a vendetta to find and annoy every Harry (call it payback?)

[vanshrike]

From the way you were talking I just assumed your quality of life would immediately decrease upon my entering the room.

[canisayfuckmore]

Well yeah, but that doesn't mean you can ignore basic social, you know. Rules or whatever. There's a whole, greetings-system.

Hello, how are you, I'm fine. Thanks.

It's like a knock knock joke only less funny.