instantly demanding

[spynotsoldier]

Send me undercover.

No, don't second guess yourself. You can do this, I have total faith in you. Don't act so surprised, just listen to me now. Are you?

Good.

Send me undercover. Don't leave me in this, limbo like all the other maybes. I don't do downtime.

Comments

[halfassed]

Pretty quick. You're sure about this one?

[spynotsoldier]

Yes.

[Smirk, if you wanted a longer answer, shouldn't have asked a simple question.]

[kneecaptain]

But undercover's crap.

[spynotsoldier]

That's a matter of perspective.

[kneecaptain]

Nope. It's just crap.

[spynotsoldier]

All right, why is it crap?

[kneecaptain]

You have to spend a bunch of time hanging around and pretending to be boring.

And I don't like dress-up.

[spynotsoldier]

Like I said, I like to be busy.

[spynotsoldier]

Clearly you're getting the wrong kinds of assignments.

Don't complain to me about dressing up. Women's formals are bad enough without needing to conceal weapons as well.

[kneecaptain]

I'm not the one who wants to go undercover.

[spynotsoldier]

Luckily not all my assignments require formal-wear. I'm just saying, in general you don't have anything to complain about when it comes to dressing up.

Unless you routinely go undercover in drag, in which case, consider my previous statement rescinded.

[spynotsoldier]

Being me is being undercover.

[spynotsoldier]

Because you're in a great position to be making judgements.

[therealgenius]

Redheaded blue-eyed probably attractive to other people that aren't me woman who speaks Latin.

How the hell do you manage to go undercover with that?

[spynotsoldier]

Tony. You'll know when we're fighting.

[Because he's Tony. That's reason enough.]

[spynotsoldier]

[Shrug.] I'm just really good at my job?

[therealgenius]

Wigs? Contacts? Fat suits? Because, let's be real. Can we be real? You're very memorable. I'm not just saying that because you broke my glasses [and he wants revenge, Goddamnit] or because I'm pretty certain you'd have ruined my elbow if I didn't talk, but...you have a signature look? How do you cover that up?

[spynotsoldier]

Good decision.

[spynotsoldier]

Well if I told you, I wouldn't be very good at my job, would I?

[spynotsoldier]

[That gets an actual laugh. A tiny one.]

I'll try and keep that in mind.

[therealgenius]

Yeah, good job at recognizing that Anthony thinks with his dick and using that to your advantage. Very impressed!

[justin no why look at your life choices nooooo]

[kneecaptain]

I don't like ties. They get itchy.

[spynotsoldier]

... [ Eyebrow, Bucky, just. Eyebrow. Very unimpressed eyebrow.]

[halfassed]

Details, Nat. Details.

[spynotsoldier]

I'm not going to help you cheat, Tony. You're going to have to choose bribes on your own.