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[nobrakes]

Hold up... space? No way. Okay, yeah, sounds cool because it's space, but no way. I have things to do down here. Deliveries, remember?

Sure, it would get douchebag off my ass, but come on. You can't even ride up there.

Wait a minute... I'm going to have my bike, right? Because I'm not giving it up. You watched the thing like a million times. You know how this goes. No suits, no office, only the bike.

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[kicktomorrow]

There's room to ride a bike, I'd say. Good luck getting one.

Welcome to space, it's a...unique experience.

[nobrakes]

I have one. That's the problem. I want it. I'm not asking for money here.

I'm feeling very confident in the way you say that. Really am.

[kicktomorrow]

If I had a bike I'd just give it to you. The ship is funny about it gives us, that's all.

You really should. We just had a fun shipwide debate about preemptively throwing 'bad guys' out of the airlocks. My advice is to keep your head down and ignore how your life suddenly turned into a cheesy sci-fi crossover movie.

I'm Jane and I guess I'll be your stewardess.

[nobrakes]

[He's blinking in disbelief. Suddenly, space is not cool.]

Yeah, I just decided I'd rather stay right here. Got friends here, a job, that sort of thing. But you can stay up there if you want.

Wilee.

[alittlesideways]

[NOT ANOTHER TWIN.]

Sorry, ship's full.

[Go away >C No, come here.]

[kicktomorrow]

Trust me, I don't want to. But we're pawns of the powers that be.

If you do end up stuck here I'll show you the ropes. I'm alive. That counts for something.

[nobrakes]

[YEP. ANOTHER ONE.]

Who are you? Captain Kirk?

[nobrakes]

You're alive? You're saying that like you expect to be something else.

[You know, dead.]

[alittlesideways]

Do I look like William fucking Shatner?

[nobrakes]

You look like a pretty nice guy I know. See him every morning. But you sound like you think you run the place.

[kicktomorrow]

Space is a dangerous place. Airlocks and all.

[Haha someone has noooo idea about her fate.]

It's not that bad. I met my girlfriend out here.

[nobrakes]

Good thing I got a helmet.

[WHOOPS.]

Oh? That's cool. [He has no girlfriend because lol he got dumped]

[talkstoengines]

Space ain't so bad you know. And there's a lot of room to ride a bike!

[kicktomorrow]

[SOMEBODY NAMED JESSE HAS TROUBLE AHEAD.]

Safety first. Good for you.

Yeah, and going by the state of the ship me, her, and Angela are you best shot at getting any. So be nice when you meet her. She's abrasive, but it's cute.

[learnedtosmile]

[Okay, at some point this started to get ridiculous.]

The corridors can be kind of narrow but you could probably manage something on the holodeck.

I wouldn't recommend the oxygen garden, though. There's a dinosaur in there, among other things. [Yeeeeep.]

[alittlesideways]

I think I look better than the guy you're thinking of.

[nobrakes]

[When does he not?]

Thanks for the offer, but...I wasn't thinking about that. [He still wants his Vanessa :(]

[nobrakes]

Yeah, but you're an asshole, so he looks better by default.

[nobrakes]

But there's no traffic. That's pretty much taking most of the fun out of it.

[kicktomorrow]

Still be good to her. For me.

[Because you are transmuting into friends as she speaks. NORMAL...ISH PEOPLE.]

Someone on a bike could actually be a lot of help for getting things around. I hate the long walks everywhere.

[nobrakes]

[Yeah, but we muns like ridiculous. It will never stop.]

The whowhat? What the fuck is this place, Jurassic Park on Mars?

[nobrakes]

Hey, I'm not a dick. If she's cool, I'm cool.

[Yay frands!]

I'm your guy, then. That's what I do.

[alittlesideways]

Yeah, but women dig assholes. Point for me.

[AHAHAHA SAYS THE GUY WHOSE WIFE DUMPED HIM.]

[kicktomorrow]

Since we operate on a crude barter system I have...art skills. And I do tattoos.

Oh, and dry sarcasm. I'm a pro.

[nobrakes]

All the points for you, Captain Hand.

[You can't even get it up for these women, Tommy. Sit down.]

[nobrakes]

I'll take the sarcasm.

[kicktomorrow]

Thank God. I was starting to worry my sarcasm gland would wither away from neglect.

[talkstoengines]

I don't know about that. There's quite a few people and animals, and it's easy t'get lost.

[learnedtosmile]

That might be easier to deal with than what we actually have. Which is almost no useful information about why we're there or what we're supposed to be doing.

[cons]

"Only the bike"? You don't really look like the motorcycle gang type, if I'm being honest. Maybe it's the lack of leather.

[nobrakes]

I'm not. I'm talking about a regular bike. A fixed gear.

[nobrakes]

But somebody's gotta tell you why the hell there's a dinosaur there.

[nobrakes]

You only get lost if you're not paying attention. I can get around pretty easily. Pedestrians are a pain, but not as bad as cabs.

[nobrakes]

Nah, just use it on the guy down there that looks like me but got a stick up his ass about something.

[constructum]

So you're worried about bringing your bike, and not that she might put you in space-hell?

[ seriously, people have odd priorities. space sucks ]

[nobrakes]

[Hey, he lives and dies for riding. Leave him alone.]

Okay, it's not like I knew there was a fucking T-rex up there when I said that. I'd still want my bike, though.

[constructum]

[ to each their own. she'll still sorta like him - even if does ride his bike around the ship. ]

It's a Pteranodon actually. [ not that it really matters what it is - it's still a dinosaur. ] And from what I'm gathering, the Turkey is a bigger threat then MyFawny.

[nobrakes]

[It's the best way to get around, though!]

How is a turkey worse than your Fawny? And how did you get a dinosaur in the first place?

[Gotta love those Welsh names that read odd.]

[constructum]

[ until someone steals it. (sorry man that looks like arthur, she honestly wouldn't put it past a few) ]

Um... [ yeah, no looking at her fawny (or something along those lines) ] no.

MyFawny is the Pteranondon's name -- Ianto named it. And apparently it likes chocolate.

[ who knew ]

The turkey on the other hand, seems to like to terrorize girls in sombreros. And no one can seem to catch it.

[nobrakes]

[All ya'll just hating on this pretty, pretty face.

Also, your fawny is probably very nice, Ariadne.]

Right. [Who the hell is Ianto and what the fuck?] So this place is really screwed up.

[constructum]

[ get used to it wilee, this place sucks and it just gets odder and odder. ]

Basically – yeah, which is why I'm always surprised people sound eager to join it I guess.

[ seriously, she is lucky she has friends like ianto and the rest of them, or she would be a serious basket-case.]

[talkstoengines]

Or if the place changes around. Which this one does.

[learnedtosmile]

It belongs to someone, but no one knows how or why animals show up.

[cons]

Oh, oh, okay. Yeah. No, that makes sense. [ nodnodnod ] In that case, you might be able to still bike there. I mean, it's a big ship.