Voice Testing - Forever Homeless

[petmywilly]

So... Mun, is it? I see subtlety isn't one of your strengths. What's with that username, huh? You couldn't pick something a little more elegant?

What's this all about, then? Voice testing? Shouldn't you replay the game before leaping into something like that? I know you did your research back when you still played Vyse- you've no idea how wrong that sounds, by the way- but you cut him loose over a year ago. He's still hanging around back here, you know. And anyway, in case you've forgotten, I'm not him.

[Finally, Gilder just lets out a loud sigh and shrugs.] Fine, then. Let's see what you've got. But no more jokes about Willy, you hear?

Comments

[noblejustice]

[Oh hey, you're that guy he saved with Vyse and the others.]

It would seem as though we meet once again.

[petmywilly]

Your Highness. [He doesn't make a full bow, but he does lower his head a bit.]

So you're here too, are you?

[silvereclipse]

[ What in the name of fuck is he reading? This is-- this is almost as bad as that time Vigoro tried to give him dating advice, only without the threats of disembowelment. ]

[petmywilly]

[Welcome to the marvelous world of alcohol, cigars and Willies. Also known as Air Piracy.]

... Admiral. [He is giving Ramirez such a look.]

[noblejustice]

Yes I am, though currently I'm in the city of Asgard and not Arcadia. Vyse and Aika are with me as well... As is Admiral Ramirez.

[beauchevalier]

[This is crazy and he's never met you, but his mun said you like gambling and now he's here. Also, he has a very British accent.]

Nice coat, good sir. You seem to have quite an eye for looking your best.

[skirtcladgunner]

You sound like a genuine stick in the mud!

[Tori, how do people find you cute, seriously...]

[alphastorming]

[Now here's a face Aika didn't expect to see.] Gilder!

[petmywilly]

[Wow, one of those does not belong. Gilder raises an eyebrow, before crossing his arms over his chest.]

Sounds like good company, except for that last bit. Is he giving you any trouble?

[petmywilly]

[Smirk.] Thanks, kid. You're not looking too bad yourself!

[petmywilly]

Me? A stick in the mud? Doll, you've got me all wrong. [He reaches out to take Tori's hand in both his own.] How about I buy you a drink and I'll show you just much fun I can be?

[beauchevalier]

[Don't stroke his ego Gilder, don't.] Thank you kindly, good sir. My mundane also tells me you have an interest in gambling. Perhaps we may have a partnership for a common interest?

[petmywilly]

Aika! Aren't you a sight for sore eyes? How've you been?

[petmywilly]

Sure does, but if you're going up against me, I can't guarantee it'll be much fun for you. I have a tendency to aggravate my opponents by winning, you see.

[alphastorming]

Not too bad! I'm in this weird city with Vyse and Enrique. There aren't any airships or anything, but I'm pretty sure there's a lot of treasure that needs liberating!

[noblejustice]

[Enrique frowns and looks a bit troubled, despite the fact he shouldn't.]

Vyse has informed me that he is not causing any trouble as my arrival was only recent. Regardless of that, I've spoken to him as it is my duty as prince. Though I worry he will not listen even if he is a solider of my country.

[thisthingcalledlove]

Well, you know how it is with Muns. They make you a journal on a whim, and then leave you hanging for months.

[And no attempt whatsoever is made to hide that smirk of his.] And I for one think the name yours chose is an excellent choice.

[omegapsyclone]

Why cut the jokes, Gilder? You're certainly a fan of them yourself, even if you're trying to save face.

Come on, we both know you better than that. Laugh it up, I thought it was funny.

...Don't tell Captain Drachma.

[beauchevalier]

Oh no, I wouldn't dream of that. And it seems we share the same thought process, I would consider you more of an ally than a foe.

[petmywilly]

No kidding. When's he ever listened? [He runs a hand through his hair. Apparently this roleplaying thing can get pretty difficult, so he has to ask.] How much does he remember, anyway? All of it?

[petmywilly]

Thinking of teaming up with the Great Gilder to empty other people's pockets, eh? Smart man.

[petmywilly]

[What. No airships? He looks a little dumbstruck for a few seconds, but then he brushes it off.]

And wouldn't it be just like you to stuff your pockets with as much booty as you can carry? Can't say I blame you- I'd do the same thing if I were in your boots.

[petmywilly]

Ahhh, the sweet scent of sarcasm in the evening. [He just smirks right back.] It could be worse. It could've been "stroke my willy".

[petmywilly]

[Aika? Wasn't he just talking to- ... Oh. Doubles. He shrugs, shaking his head in an amused manner.]

I used to think it was funny, 'till I tried to use it as a pick-up line on a feisty lady from Maramba. The imprint of her fist was stuck on my cheek for three days.

[thisthingcalledlove]

[That gets a snort.] If it had been, I may well have died laughing!