So how did this happen again?

[kaiserreich]

M-mundane. Please. You can't be serious about this! You don't even plan to do anything with me. I disagree to be left idling around in this place without anything useful to do. Brother can't be okay with this either. Now, please. Reconsider this!

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[blutundeisen]

Oi, West, what'd I say about that stutter? No one's gonna take a stutterin' country seriously! Besides, think my mundane's got plans, but she's not sharin'. Don' you worry, I'll figure it out soon enough, soon enough, kesesese~

Leave it to the Awesome Me!

[kaiserreich]

I- I'm sorry, brother. But... That's not very reassuring, you know? ...that even you don't know...

[Awkward pause goes here.]

...hn. [A nod.] I'll leave it to you.

[blutundeisen]

Doesn' matter if I know'r not! Said I'd figure it out, didn' I? Kesese! I got this, West~ Sure enough, now that there's the both've us, there's nothin' that'll stand in our way. We'll learn everythin'! Make the whole world tremble before our feet, ahaha~

[kaiserreich]

...tremble...? Ah... Sure. You're right, brother. We're strong. Together... I know you will find out more about this.

But it's still confusing.

[blutundeisen]

Speak up! No one can hear you when you mumble, you know! You've gotta make yourself heard, like your Super-Cool Big Brother!

Aaah, it really is hard being the best all the time~ Maybe you should try it! If there's anyone who could even try to be as cool as me, it'd be you!

[kaiserreich]

You think I could do that...? I'm not sure.

[warchangedme]

Been a long time since I've seen you like this...

I don't know if muns have the ability to listen, Germany.

[kaiserreich]

...like this...?

Ah... I- I think I noticed that. The others... They mentioned something like that.

[blutundeisen]

'Course you can! If there's anyone who can, it'd be you, West! Kesesese, sure enough, you're the best~

[Drops a hand on his head and roughly ruffles his hair, kesese~]

they can both be little kids

[baltic_crusader]

Kesesesese~ Did your mun person decide to make you a kid, too? Don't be so upset about it, it's so awesome!

pffff, best thing! And I'm totally lacking fitting icons still.

[kaiserreich]

[He will just stare for a moment because... He's never seen you this small before.]

I... Suppose so.

[kaiserreich]

[Even though he lets out a short yelp of surprise, this one does not pull away or even attempt to avoid the assault at his head. It's not like his hair wouldn't easily fall back into its normal position. Also, he sort of enjoys the attention, so there, have a small smile in return.]

Maybe there is no reason to be upset with my mun after all.

[Ah, look. You cheered him up. Now he's not so worked up anymore about being here.]

[warchangedme]

Shorter than me. [He hovers his hand over Germany's head, pointing that out.] When you get full gown, I have to look up to meet your eyes.

[blutundeisen]

[West is the cutest~]

'Course not! 'Sides, we're too cool to worry about somethin' like that! If the muns do somethin' we don't like, we'll just ignore'em and do our own thing, kesesese~

[kaiserreich]

[Well, he can't really help but smile a little at that. That's a promising thing to hear at least.]

But I still have to grow quite a bit to even match your height. [Then he hesitates for a moment before speaking again.] Do you get along well with your mun?

[kaiserreich]

[You know he's completely unaware of that.]

Ignore them? [Now look at him nod obediently.] Hn. If you say so, brother.

[Pause.]

But... What do we do until we found out?

[warchangedme]

[Okay, that smile does get an almost brotherly hair ruffle. Sorry, he just can't help it sometimes.] Just keep eating what you're given. I ate England's food no matter how bad it was, and I got this big!


[He ponders that next question, crossing his arms and frowning.]

Munny-honey is a bit shy, and total pervert, but she's pretty good. She says she doesn't always agree with my methods, but I'm still awesome in her eyes!

[Wait, America has methods?]

[kaiserreich]

[He's still young and doesn't really mind yet. His brother does mess up his hair all the time and it's not like it doesn't just fall back into place anyway. Also, he nods. Receiving tips from older nations? Yay!]

Brother's cooking isn't bad. Actually it's pretty good, so I think I'm lucky. But I will have to make sure to be able to take care of myself quickly.

[And tilting his head as he listens.]

A... Pervert... [Pondering that for a bit.]

[warchangedme]

You're growin' pretty quick, I'll give you that. [He grins and nods.] You are lucky. He's always going to be there for you...even if sometimes I'm sure he'll do things that annoy you.


Yeah, she likes to look at weird art and read dirty novels. Nothing bad...it just makes the headspace awkward.

[blutundeisen]

I do say so! Sure enough, you should listen to everything I say~

[He doesn't have any idea yet, but watch him pretend.]

Well first, we take over this place! This whole place, kesesese~

[kaiserreich]

Your brother is always there for you as well, isn't he? Even if you're this strong already...

...ah... What kind of... Weird art is that? [ Because how can art be weird? He likes looking at art, even if he isn't good at it himself.]

[kaiserreich]

[Totally nodding now.]

Of course I will! [Be sure that he's all ears to whatever you may have to say. He is always eager to learn new things after all.]

So brother has a plan already? [Current plan of Germany: Become as great as his brother, yepp. Don't be a bad influence now, Prussia.]

[blutundeisen]

[Aaah, sure enough, West is the cutest~ He'll keep him around and teach him how to be awesome, after all!]

'Course I do! We're gonna start by...

[Wait for it... processing, processing... done!]

First, we lull them into a false sense've security! Remember Cool Diplomatic Pose Eins?

[warchangedme]

Canada is, because we were born together. England is...well, I'm a big nation, and I got friends now.

...I ain't sure how to explain that. It's just that it shows um...carnal acts...Has Prussia clue you in on where babies come from?

[kaiserreich]

A-... Ah, of course I do!

[He does, in fact. But of you expect him to do anything now, you'll only meet him rather red-faced. True enough, these look great when Prussia does them, but... Well. Let's just say his little brother is a bit too embarrassed for this right now. So there goes some fidgeting right here.]