New muse has a list of complaints already.

[fastfeet_slowmouth]

Dear mun,

So I just got a few things to say to you before this whole thing really gets started. First, thanks for picking me up first and all that but why did you grab Klarion too? I mean, the kid's an annoying Chaos Lord that won't shut up. And you let him out before me! Totally uncool, dude.

Second, let's just get some facts about where you might send me down first. There has to be babes. It has to have a beach. And if you can find any of my friends, that would be great.

Third, you got any food in this headspace of yours? I could use something to eat. I burn a lot of calories, you know. So let's get me my own fridge and that's a great start. I think that's all I got to say for now.

See ya later, mun.

PS. Before I forget, that musebox you were looking at? No. No right now. Stop thinking about it.

Comments

[totallyhisniece]

Could you be any more demanding? I feel sorry for your mun.

[fastfeet_slowmouth]

I'm not being demanding! I'm just making suggestions. Besides, you saying you wouldn't want me around in whatever game you end up in?

[totallyhisniece]

... I probably wouldn't claw my eyes out if that happened.

[fastfeet_slowmouth]

Well that's good to know, at least. Have you ended up anywhere yet then?

[totallyhisniece]

I've been at The Facility for awhile, but we've got one of you already. Just got to Ryan's Gulch but I'm not so sure about the place yet.

Have you seen anywhere that's caught your eye?

[fastfeet_slowmouth]

Besides that musebox? Not really. Mun-dude is thinking of trying to send me to this Paradise place later on but he isn't sure. He's sending a Robin that isn't our Robin there first.

[totallyhisniece]

Hey, museboxes can be great, it could turn out well. And you know there's like eight Robins who aren't our Robin, right? That wasn't exactly the most illuminating statement.

[fastfeet_slowmouth]

This musebox doesn't look fun. Well it does but not in the usual fun way. And this Robin's a ten year old killing machine, according to my mun.

[totallyhisniece]

Well, you're a survivor. If you get stuck somewhere less than pleasant, you'll be fine.

[fastfeet_slowmouth]

Course I will! I'll just use science to either find a way out or a way to keep safe.

[totallyhisniece]

Because that's the answer to everything. [Have an eye roll.]

What's this musebox all about, anyway? You got me curious.

[fastfeet_slowmouth]

[He coughs and blushes. He looks away before speaking.]

It's uh...um...called the Love Hotel...

My mun is kind of...thinking of throwing me there.

[totallyhisniece]

[That blush just makes her grin. Very much.]

Are you shy, Wallace? Just think, you'll never have to complain about a lack of action again.

[And she doesn't mean league business either.]

[fastfeet_slowmouth]

[He is about to flip out a bit but then a grin spreads over his face. Wait a minute...]

You're right! And I'm not shy! Nope. Not at all.

[totallyhisniece]

There's just one problem, though. You're a speedster. Tend to finish things quickly.

[Why is it teasing Wally is always the funnest thing to do?]

[fastfeet_slowmouth]

Hey! I have plenty of stamina! I do not tend to finish things that quickly!

What about you, huh? Do you always hit your mark, archer girl?

[Because he makes funny expressions.]

[totallyhisniece]

Hey, you can't help that your powers leave you with an unfair disadvantage, you'll just have to find a way to work around it and hope you don't get laughed at too much.

And yes. Every time.

[It's true. It's like a game, see how long it takes to make Wally's brain explode.]

[fastfeet_slowmouth]

Oh I'll show you. I'll be top dog in that place in no time. I'll have a harem. Then we'll see whose laughing.

And I'll believe it when I see it, Artemis.

[totallyhisniece]

Well, I'm already laughing at the idea of you having a harem so I guess I win that one.

... Was that a proposition, Baywatch? Careful with that wording.

[fastfeet_slowmouth]

Hey!

[Uh oh. That's her 'I'm going to hit you' face.]

...Whatever answer gets me out of being smacked is the one I choose.

[totallyhisniece]

Non-answers are way more likely to get you smacked than honesty. Just for future reference. But I'll let you out of that one if you're too scared to actually answer.

[fastfeet_slowmouth]

[He can't let her win. He has to come up with something. That's it. He's going for broke.]

I wouldn't mind seeing how good your aim is, you know, if you ever wanted to show me.

[totallyhisniece]

I think that one got away from you a little bit. My aim, what exactly am I aiming with? Trying to shoot you with arrows wouldn't really make for the best foreplay.

[fastfeet_slowmouth]

Yeah it did get away from me a bit. But if you had chocolate arrows, that'd be fun.

[totallyhisniece]

And Wally wants to combine food and sex. Why am I not surprised?

[And since it's about winning, she's just gonna push it a little farther and see if she can't make his brain short out.]

So hypothetically, would you be eating the chocolate off me or vice versa?