someone's confused, and for the record, it isn't Tony

[funnythingsare]

Okay, let's get this straight. I just got here. And you invited me. So what's the point of asking me to shut up? Oh, what, your precious vampire and floppy boy and the Cap Wannabe can't get a word in? Maybe it's because they're boring.

There's reason I'm here. It's not to blend in.

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[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Iron Man, Iron Man, adventures without end
But it must be confessed
I lost track of the rest
Back when your suit was an abusive boyfriend ♪

[funnythingsare]

Catchy.

[regretzio]

[bows]

[waits for coins]

[funnythingsare]

[nope]

[regretzio]

[you suck]

[theothereight]

Diplomacy, Tony. Try that sometimes.

[iamironwoman]

Vampire? I live with one of those, but she's actually somewhat interesting. I also get to deal with a few screwballs and several soldier girls.

[funnythingsare]

Then what would your job be, Pepper?

[funnythingsare]

I'm sorry, were you waiting for something?

[funnythingsare]

Hey, at least you've got girls in there.

Speaking of, beautiful, what's your name?

[girl_friday]

Off to an excellent start with endearing yourself to the general populace, might I add.

[iamironwoman]

Toni.

[Oh this is going to be fun.]

Anyone ever tell you about Alternate Universes?

[theothereight]

I don't work in your mun's head.

[like_a_gerbil]

The Cap Wannabe?

[regretzio]

[plays some slinking-away music while slinking away]

[funnythingsare]

I know, right? They love me!

[funnythingsare]

Oh hey, Rogers. Yeah, guy named... Kirk? You know him?

[funnythingsare]

Theoretically. Why?

[funnythingsare]

And that, believe me, is a crying shame.

[funnythingsare]

[Waves]

Say hi to the renfest for me.


[ooc: thank you, that made my NIGHT.]

[like_a_gerbil]

Actually, I do. Kinda. She's in the headspace occasionally. And a member of his crew.

[funnythingsare]

She... who?

[regretzio]

[sashays off, taking a gander at what he's picked from the man's pocket]

[ooc: I live to amuse. And also annoy.]

[like_a_gerbil]

Captain Jaime T. Kirk of the Enterprise. I figure she's a variation of the one in your headspace though she'd say the male is the variation.

[girl_friday]

[Skeptical Pep looks skeptical.]

[iamironwoman]

In an alternate universe, I am you.

[willthatbeallsir]

Well, we can't all be as perceptive as you are, sir.

[spider_kisser]

So...are you one of the Tony Starks I've met before, or yet another one who's gonna have to show me his suit?

[funnythingsare]

That's the one. Reminds me of you. Same hair and everything. We've got a Jodie Kirk, too. Now she's a looker.

[funnythingsare]

You seem to be under the mistaken impression that endearing myself is something I would ever attempt.

[funnythingsare]

Huh.

So you're... you have...

Huh.

Gotcha. With an "i."

[funnythingsare]

Maybe not, but it doesn't make any sense for someone who isn't to try to imitate me.

[funnythingsare]

Pretty sure I'd remember you. So... you wanna see it?

[spider_kisser]

Heck yeah!

[funnythingsare]

Points for eagerness.

[spider_kisser]

Well, I tend to be pret-ty enthusiastic when talking to superheroes, hehheh.

[funnythingsare]

Oh so you're that type.

[willthatbeallsir]

Modesty has always been your strong point.

I don't suppose you've kept yourself out of trouble, have you, Mr. Stark?

[funnythingsare]

Well I didn't kidnap myself, I know that much.

[willthatbeallsir]

[Don't mind if JARVIS starts his usual procedures. The house doesn't clean itse-wait.]

I have a feeling even you would run into issues there, sir.

Try not to come back too critically injured. You know how Miss Potts feels about that.

[funnythingsare]

I'll do my best, JARVIS. Ms. Potts is here, actually.

[He's not sure whether he's pleased about that or not.]