contemplating witchesreign

[ex_nightingaled754]

Tch. Why should I go there? Do you know how many babybirds are there? Two. And I don't care if they're not my world's babybird, they're still babybirds. Annoying, whiny, tantrum-throwing babybirds.

If Dad were there, then it'd be a different story, but nope.

Well...Alfred wouldn't be there to stop me from beating up the jerkface...

I don't know. I'll think about it.

Sincerely,
Mary Grayson

Comments

[tinfoil_angel]

Normally I would say that is ill-advised but even I know of people who could use a good punch in the mouth.

[Actually he knows at least three that he is likely stuck with for eternity.]

1/2

[wing_of_night]

[Wut.]

2/3 I lied. >.>

[wing_of_night]

[He'd seen pictures, but... this is new. Also awkward as Hell. What does he say to his daughter from another universe? ...Seriously, he has no idea.]

3/3

[wing_of_night]

[Focus, Grayson. Focus.]

Okay, a couple questions. 'Babybirds'? ...And who's 'jerkface' and why does Alfred need to keep you from beating him up?

Re: 3/3

[ex_nightingaled754]

Who else! The babybird wonder himself! Why else! He's a jerk!

[ex_nightingaled754]

Oooh. He makes me so mad!

[wing_of_night]

...Damien? [Cue a smirk from Dick. After all, from what he's seen from Kingdom Come, they end up getting along pretty well in the end.]

Well, just be sure to be gentle. You take after your mom in terms of strength.

[And have a hair ruffle.]

[tinfoil_angel]

As long as he can take the punch, why not?

I'm going to assume he's a costume as well?

[ex_nightingaled754]

Because Alfred and Dad and Grandpa Bruce say I shouldn't.

[ folding her arms, sticking out her lower lip and pouting. ]

Yeah. But I can't say his name now.

[ex_nightingaled754]

And he takes after Grandpa Bruce! He should be able to handle it!

[tinfoil_angel]

Geeze now I feel old. You're Batman's granddaughter?

[ex_nightingaled754]

Wh-what!! No! I'm Bruce Wayne's granddaughter!

[tinfoil_angel]

Right so, Batman.

Don't worry some of us already know around here.

[princess_andr]

"Mar'i? Is that you?"

Well, perhaps another Mar'i. The one she knows as daughter is servant to the King of Dreams, so anything is possible.

[wing_of_night]

Yeah, he takes after Bruce too much. He doesn't know a healthy way of showing his emotions.

[Dick gets a grin and gets down on eye level.] I think he likes you.

[ex_nightingaled754]

[ BLEH! ARGH! ]

Eww! Dad! Please!

[ex_nightingaled754]

Momma?

[wing_of_night]

[Have a chuckle.]

Seriously though, he's not all that bad. He's just... well okay, he's kind of a jerk, but he's trying. Give him a chance. You might just find you like him.

[Aaaaaaaand up on his shoulders you go.]

So what've you been up to, Mar'i?

[princess_andr]

She kneels to the girl's eye level and cups her face in her hands.

"Not the one who carried you, but I love you nonetheless."

[bratbeyond]

Annoying? You're just going to lump us all into one category even though I've only met you like, twice in my entire life?

[ex_nightingaled754]

You sound like the same ol' pain in the butt!

[ex_nightingaled754]

No way! He's a jerk!

[ whee! although she's kinda big, daddy. ]

Kicking bad guy butt!

[bratbeyond]

And people say I'm the immature one.

[wing_of_night]

Y'know, when I was your age, I thought all girls were cootie carriers. We all change as time goes on.

[Nothing he can't handle. Besides, you can fly. Not like he's gonna drop you.]

But being careful, right? You're not bulletproof like uncle Clark.

From an AU where he was a founding Titan. And Dick's Hetero Life Mate.

[arach_nerd]

You're a Grayson. Taunt him into a frothing rage before you resort to violence.