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[freebitchbaby]

 Hey!

I don't know where you get off trying to make me a guy I really super seriously don't. I mean, yeah, I get that I'm a class ten hotty as a chick and the same a a guy but this is freakin' weird.

Can I not just keep being a super hot chick?

I like being a super hot chick.

No Love,
Gaila.

Comments

[well_notonly]

I speak from experience when I say--it does not suck to be a super hot guy.

[freebitchbaby]

Yeah, but when you're used to being a chick it sucks super time.

[well_notonly]

Gaila.

You like dick.

You now have one.

Do the math.

[freebitchbaby]

Well yeah there's that.

Oh wait! Shit. There's that!

[well_notonly]

I know, right?

[freebitchbaby]

How didn't I think of that?

[well_notonly]

I'm disappointed. I mean, if I suddenly had tits?

Seriously.

[itsaboutwhynot]

Goodness, Freud would have a field day with this. And probably interpret it all wrong to boot, which I suppose makes it a good thing that he's dead. Was this a spontaneous change, or is there a suspected root cause? Has this happened before?

[...where did she get that notebook from.]

[freebitchbaby]

I'm kinda disappointed in me too.

Then again, I'm not obsessed with sex like humans are!

[freebitchbaby]

I dunno, I just woke up the morning and bam my tits and pussy were gone and I had a dick.

I've never heard of it happening to an Orion before.

[well_notonly]

That's true.

You're obsessed with sex in a completely different way.

[itsaboutwhynot]

[That's... very straightforward! It is just so refreshing to find someone who talks about these matters so frankly!]

"Orion"? Is that your people, or...?

[freebitchbaby]

Yah. Orions think about it differently to how Humans do. It's just a fact of life.

[freebitchbaby]

Yup, my species are called Orions.

Are you a Human? Or just a humanoid?

[well_notonly]

Hmm, humor, too.

[itsaboutwhynot]

Human through and through! Although I like to think that I'm above average, as things go. [Lies. She thinks of herself as the best.] I don't suppose you know how your people came by that name? I'd ask if your planet was located somewhere in the constellation Orion, but that seems a little too coincidental.

[spider_kisser]

[MJ is just staring at Gaila.]