Mun wants canon mates for this grump~

[robin_under_the_hood]

No, I really don't care what your arguments are, Dick and anyone else from back home will just get in my way.

It won't be cute. There won't be puppies and rainbows. So just cut it out now.

Your plans for me are ridiculous anyhow. Its going to take me months to make sure your stupid 'shipping' doesn't go as planned. And then there's the runt who may show up in a few months.

This is honestly the last thing I need.

Though...if you'd like to send the Joker my way, then I might get to have some fun at least.

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[precocialghul]

I am not a runt.

[falsememoriesofmurder]

I-Isn't seeing people from back home a good thing?

[He's without anyone from Torchwood so he knows if they showed up here he would be delighted.]

[robin_under_the_hood]

Not when they constantly tell you that you're doing it wrong.

[robin_under_the_hood]

Only time will tell on that one.

[falsememoriesofmurder]

It being...?

[robin_under_the_hood]

Kicking the bad guys' asses.

[precocialghul]

Do I have to kick your ass again to show you I'm not?

[falsememoriesofmurder]

Is there really a wrong way of doing that...?

[Alien hunter over here used all means necessary with the others. Also please don't mind the nervousness; he has fake memories making him believe he murdered people.]

[robin_under_the_hood]

Nope. You're always gonna be the runt kid.

[precocialghul]

I'll remember to knock some of your teeth out next time so I don't have to see that cocky smirk every again.

[robin_under_the_hood]

In my opinion no, but my family has an issue with killing criminals.

[robin_under_the_hood]

Awww, you're such a little asshole Dami. I love you too.

[precocialghul]

-tt-

[falsememoriesofmurder]

[Oh ok, slight backing up now but he keeps eye contact.]

Oh-um...well I guess I can see someone being a bit cross about killing someone even if they really deserve it...we've had to kill some things a time or two because if we left them alive they would have harmed everyone.

[robin_under_the_hood]

See, that's exactly my point! Why leave a monster alive when you know as soon as its free its just going to go back to torturing and murdering?

[robin_under_the_hood]

Don't worry, you'd be much better than Tim. And I love Dick, but he has a stick up his ass.

[falsememoriesofmurder]

[He knew that he wouldn't go back to murdering but he wasn't about to say that to this person. He just nodded a bit in agrement.]

So your a sort of super hero then yeah?

[He has the silly job of being a coffee boy for alien hunters above the government. In their own little ways they are slightly alike on that level just Ianto feels he's a criminal and if he let this person know what he's done he'll be the one dead.]

[precocialghul]

Grayson isn't all that bad. Though I will always be better than Drake.

[robin_under_the_hood]

Ever heard of Batman?

[Great, he can be the new Alfred~! Jason likes his coffee with sugar by the way.]

[robin_under_the_hood]

Live with him a few more years, you'll see.

[precocialghul]

I lived with him long enough to know he is respectable, at the very least.

[falsememoriesofmurder]

Yeah, just read the comic books about him when I was a kid.

[Oh god, he's an alien hunter and a butler oh yeah, great combo.He can lend Jason alien technology and get him coffee when he's out crime fighting. Great idea.]

[robin_under_the_hood]

Fine. But he's still more of a straight arrow than most of us.

[precocialghul]

That isn't a bad thing.

[robin_under_the_hood]

Well I'm Robin.

[It will be fabulous, really! And you'll be helping to protect...where ever.]