Sneaky muse is sneaky

[nevan]

Sooooo you return to me, sugar.

*Smiles, crossing her legs* We should make special thanks to that kid for icons he gave you of me. *Smirk* We should treat him really nicely, don't you think, dear?

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[tongue_measure]

Can I get you wrapped up in a present?

[daemon_militis]

[Have a Virgil glowering at you in standard fashion.]

...I liked you better as a guitar.

[nevan]

You can have me however you want, sweet.

[nevan]

I will let you strum my strings in any shape, sugar~

[daemon_militis]

I am not my brother. Unlike him, I have standards.

[nevan]

Dear, you wound me so much.

[daemon_militis]

[Just have an eye roll.]

Yes yes, I'm an insensitive jerk. I really don't care.

[nevan]

[Have a smirk]

I pity your mun. I bet she loves me a lot, unlike you.

[daemon_militis]

[Going back to his book, so not really paying attention.]

Well, for starters, it's a he, and he does have a fondness for you. Why is anyone's guess.

[nevan]

Ohhh? A 'he'? He-muns are soooo rare these days. I guess he loves my curves~ [Fixes her hair]

omg Nevan! 8D

[nice_hat]

*....why aren't you wearing any clothes.*

[daemon_militis]

[Vergil just glances up for half a second.]

Something like that. Then again, he has a thing for scantily clad harlots.

[nevan]

If you keep insulting your mun like that, bad things will happen to you sugar.

8D

[nevan]

But I am. *Twirls in her long skirt*

[nice_hat]

D-don't read my mind like that!

*Picori women don't have quite such impressive racks. ...Not that Vaati has seen many Picori women, either...*

[nevan]

*Smirks slightly* But I am Vampire. It's what I do~

[nice_hat]

A vampire, hm. Well, I am the great demon sorcerer Vaati, and I don't... *only bad thing about this new form of his. Some things can be very...distracting.* Give you permission. So stop that.

[nevan]

[She tilts her head] But sugar, it comes naturally to me. And yes, you can freely stare at my chest~

[nice_hat]

*fifteen years old. What do humans go through at fifteen?!* I'd rather not! *he says as he stares. Oh Vaati.*

[nevan]

*She smirks and leans back, offering better view* Naughty little boy~

/laughing way too hard right now

[nice_hat]

S-stop that! *the color of his skin is making his cheeks purple. And now he's defiantly looking away. Aw.*

/ >:D

[nevan]

Stop what? I am not doing anything~

[nice_hat]

Stop antagonizing me! I'll...I'll turn you to stone if I have to!

XDDDD

[nevan]

Don't be mean to little, old me. Here, I'll even move the hair away so you can see better if you want~ [Makes a move to remove her hair from her chest]

[nice_hat]

*Wait, what? Vaati takes one little peek and

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

He just. Can't stop staring. He'd leave if he could but he can't stop staring what sorcery is this.*

[nevan]

This is no sorcery, sugar. These are charms of a woman's body~ [She smirks, clearly amused at his reaction]

[tongue_measure]

That is certainly an idea I can get behind.

And you certainly have the same option with me if you see something you like.

[nice_hat]

*Nevan honey, he's a teenage boy. What kind of reaction did you expect?

As for Vaati, he's covering his face and refusing to look at her, uncomfortable in more ways than one. Heh.*

[nevan]

Then I will remember this and take you up on the offer one day, sugar. This kind of isn't the place for that~

[nevan]

[She was expecting that reaction, that's why she's amused]

Oh alright, I shall not tease you anymore. [Fixes her hair back on her chest]

[tongue_measure]

What a pity but your mun can always arrange something with mine.

[nice_hat]

*time to teleport out of here, aaaaaa--*

[nevan]

Hmmmm~ What does your mun have in mind?

[tongue_measure]

Nothing specific but he is always open to all of the fun memes. So really whatever suits you and your mun will be fine and we'll be right there.

[nevan]

Mmm Sounds like fun. Mun is currently dry of ideas, she has been writing whole day. Any meme you know?

[tongue_measure]

Well there are a few in that Bakerstreet place. Including one for the moment after, a kissing game and one for crossovers which we'd be doing anyway.

[daemon_militis]

He knows better than to incur my wrath.

[...Until he ends up tagging Nevan in TLH or something.]