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[ Hello there, Dear_Mun.
There seems to be an invisible wall blocking your way from making any new posts! But a strange hooded man stands off to the side, watching you as you struggle... perhaps you should ask him how to proceed?]

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[...Nope. Just going to beat the keyboard against the desk until it shatters, then throw the desk across the street.

Fuck your mortal computers, he's going to have a cake.]

[Give him a slice and he'll let you through.]

[...Well, once mighty Volstagg has considered your tiny form, he has decided that you are in desperate need of a slice of cake. Volstagg's generosity is well known, after all.

...And it's delicious, moist, and chocolate.]

....
Objective met, wall clear.

[BOOP go forth and post my friend, meanwhile Tenho is gonna enjoy this choice piece of cake.]

Um, excuse me, but there are a lot of people here that would like to post, and they can't do that with this wall in the way. Is there another way around or can you remove this wall?

[Invisible walls: Things that are in video games. She knows them.]

Sup, Player. You wanna get past this wall? Go find a picture of yourself in the most embarrassing outfit you can find and bring it back to me.

Then we'll talk.

A wall...

Oh my, you're causing quite the inconvenience, aren't you? Who in the world put you up to this? Or do you find this amusing?

[ugh. why is this his life.]

Any reason there's a wall up here? Or is this one of those things I'm going to regret asking?

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Uh, dude? What are you doing?

Orders from the top brass, kid. You want through or not?

Aw shit, sup BJ? Just doin' my job, bro, you know how it is.

Orders from the top. I don't make 'em, I just follow 'em.

Yeah but there ain't a Game goin' on right now. Things are kinda cool right now.

[... Considering he is the top and he certainly didn't order this, that was simply confusing.]

Will you mind terribly if I ask you who exactly asked you to do this? "Orders from the top" is rather vague.

[This? This is exactly why you shouldn't work too hard. Next thing you know, you're making walls for no good reason on what should be - at least in theory - your day off. A total workaholic.]

Working today? That's dedication. You've been talking to Uzuki?

[well, that figures.]

… What do you need me to do?

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