concerning the new pictures

[theburglar]

Yes, yes, the dwarves have very interesting beards. You've stated this one before. No, I do not know any secrets about growing beards like theirs. Perhaps you should ask them yourself?

And let's not bring up the topic of Thranduil's eyebrows.

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[attentionhoard]

What the heck's a dwarf?

[I HEARD YOU LIKED DRAGONS.]

[theburglar]

[Adfadfsf] Never seen a dwarf before? They are the same height as I and have very interesting facial hair.

[attentionhoard]

So...are you like a dwarf?

[theburglar]

No, no, I'm a hobbit. Completely different. Apparently dragons don't leave their caves often enough. [Bilbo's attempt at a joke...]

[attentionhoard]

Hey! I have a life! Me and my friends chase around ponies like everyday!

Hobbit...sounds pretty weird...

[theburglar]

Well, that's certainly...interesting. [He's trying not to laugh.]

Hobbits aren't 'weird'. [Well, everyone thinks I'm weird but that's an entirely different story.[

[iorhael]

You could hardly be jealous of their beards, can you? Imagine how difficult they must be for one to have; anything could get lost in there.

[food, crumbs, birds, squirrels, WHO KNOWS]

[theburglar]

[AND SECRETS.]

Me? Jealous? [Hmph.] Nephew, how would I be able to write my memoirs with a beard? It would smear the ink across the entire page. THINK OF THE HORROR.]

[attentionhoard]

Well what have you done? You look pretty weird to me, with that namby pamby feet.

[whiskywolf]

Beards and eyebrows, huh?

Man, your mun is bloody weird.

[theburglar]

Yes, I know. She's fascinated by many things others consider strange.

[theburglar]

[He frowns.] I've been on some rather interesting adventures.

And my feet are not namby pamby.

[elfling_prince]

I agree, let us please avoid discussing ada's eyebrows.

[Lineface.]

Dwarves are ridiculous in my opinion. And so are their beards.

[iorhael]

[and secret keys, it clearly must have gotten lost in Gandalf's beard or hat]

A very good question, and I think it further proves beards are more trouble than they are worth. Your mun really ought to think it over once more.

[whiskywolf]

Aye, I'll say.

...What's so special about this guy's eyebrows?

[elvenking]

As my mun calls them, the "eyebrows of power?" I don't find them objectionable.

[His mun can't wait for enough shots to make icons from.]</small.

[oakenshield]

..."Ridiculous", you say?

[ Don't look now, elfling, but you have a very important dwarf glaring daggers and swords in your direction. ]

[elfling_prince]

[Trolololol.]

Prove that you aren't.

[oakenshield]

If I may so ask, what would an mere "elfling" know about Dwarven-kind if he had never met a Dwarf til now?

[oakenshield]

You merely look like a fool with such brows.

[ The Dwarf says this without thinking, of course. ]

[elfling_prince]

Ada told me plenty about dwarves. How they hoard gold and hide in their mountains, how they slew Thingol for possession of a Silmaril.

[oakenshield]

'Tis true that we Dwarves slew the King of Doriath for possession of the coveted Silmaril forged from the light of the Two Trees. However, much truth regarding Thingol's lust for the gems has gone unheard by Elven ears in hopes of commending my kind for an act of Greed.

[elvenking]

My mun informs me you look like a Klingon with a smooth forehead.

[Whatever that means. It sounds like a decent insult, anyway.]

[oakenshield]

I do not!

[ He doesn't know what a "Klingon" is but he's offended nonetheless. ]

How rude! For someone confessing to be none other than the Elvenking, you lack proper manners. Hmph!

[elvenking]

[Thranduil does not need a dwarf's approval. He sips a glass of wine, far too above all this to be smug.]