Writing the app to lastvoyages

[bodysings]

I'm gonna kill you. I'm totally gonna kill you. I swear, you are so dead.

I hope you get your-- my -- I hope you get rejected. It'll be fun to see you wallow around in self pity and moan about how everyone hates you again. It really will.

Just so you know? I fucking hate you.

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[vfranklinmott]

Well, now. Someone is full of hellfire and brimstone this morning. What happened? Sleep on the wrong side of the bed, luv?

[bodysings]

Being applied to a prison. As an inmate. I think that warrants hellfire, brimstone, and then some.

[vfranklinmott]

Been there, done that. Going back for more. Would you like some tea with your lumps of rage?

[bodysings]

I don't know, would you like to keep your appendages attached? [ Seriously bro, she's so not in the mood for your snark right now. ]

[vfranklinmott]

[He simply shrugs, non-plussed.] I've recovered from worse. Ever taken a wooden bullet to the heart? Nasty bit of business, that.

[bodysings]

If I cut off your head, will you shut up?

[vfranklinmott]

You could try. I'm serious about the tea, though. You sound as if you need it.

[bodysings]

Got anything stronger?

[vfranklinmott]

Sorry, but no. I only keep a bit of tea around for the smell. All the good stuff I see far too much of elsewhere.

[best_dad_ever]

Prison isn't so bad.

[hungryanhorny]

Guess that solves the inmate thing.

[bodysings]

Tch. Can't shoot a girl for trying. That place better have some good booze or I'm gonna be even more pissed.

[bodysings]

Yeah, neither's losing a finger. Don't see anyone jumping at that prospect.

[bodysings]

Excuse you. [ Wow Faith, rude. ]

[hungryanhorny]

Better than the earth version;

[bodysings]

I have no idea what you're talking about, you realise?

[vfranklinmott]

From what I've heard, yeah, it does. A nice friendly barkeep, too.

[bodysings]

Long as I can get wasted when I want I don't care if he's a three headed grizzly.

[vfranklinmott]

Gotta behave, though. Need a warden's permission to get in.

[bodysings]

... Another reason to fucking hate prisons.

[darknessb4me]

I think we're going to get along just fine.

[bodysings]

You going to the sparkly rehab in the sky too?

[darknessb4me]

I've been there for two and a half years already.

[bodysings]

It doing you any good?

[darknessb4me]

No.

[knowsaboutanger]

You're going to be so much fun to have around.

[bodysings]

I think we're going to get along just fine. [ Smirk. ]

[bodysings]

Oh haha, Super Blondie.

[hungryanhorny]

Prison, Ro; figured it's the sort of thing you'd be interested in.

[bodysings]

There's an Earth version of the damn place?

[knowsaboutanger]

What? I mean it. You should see the inmates in there, most are boring.

[hungryanhorny]

You never heard of jail?

[bodysings]

Tch, thought you were talking 'bout the Barge specifically. 'Course I know about jail, put enough people there myself to see how it all works. Why do you think I'm so pissed about it?

[bodysings]

Huh. This some kind of reverse psychology bit to make me want to go? [ Because seriously Kara, she's had her head messed with more than enough for one lifetime, thank you very much, dad. ]

[hungryanhorny]

Figured you were just the prissy sort.

[bodysings]

You obviously haven't met Wonder Whiner.

[hungryanhorny]

You talking about Cass? [When Faith first heard her name, she said it sounded like a training bra.]

[bodysings]

Cassie. Cass is Batgirl. She's not bad. [ You should share that thought, Faith. Rose would eat it up. Sharing is caring. ]

[hungryanhorny]

Still think it sounds like a training bra. [How many batgirls are there? Steph, Barbara... alternate-Barbara (her now former inmate)...]

[bodysings]

Hah! Hope you said that to her face. [ Not as many as there are Robins. Gets confusing when you remember that Steph was a Robin too. ]

[hungryanhorny]

Say that like she cared, Ro.

[bodysings]

She'd care when I said it.

[knowsaboutanger]

I don't even have the patience to try that. What I say is what I think. Don't hurt or kill anyone and we won't have any problems, yeah?

[bodysings]

I'll hold off on the killing if they don't deserve it, no promises on the hurting though.

/Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate :(

[hungryanhorny]

You got a problem with her, Ro?

Lol. Like her app review. xP

[bodysings]

Me? Other than the fact that she's a self righteous bitch? No, not really.

They are being slow. :( :( :(

[hungryanhorny]

Talk like that usually gets you paired. [Muns are evil like that; ...Faith had dark!Barbara before she left.]


ooc: Semi random - have you figured out a warden for her? DX /is entirely too amused by the thought of these two forced to spend time together. >,>

I'm sure they're busy~ Hope she gets accepted though! :x

[bodysings]

Thankfully for me, "it's rare that Inmates are paired with Wardens from their own universe." [ Oh her mun beat you to it, Faith. She's only thankful that that idea isn't likely to pan out.]

[[OOC: I have to figure out a Warden? :x Looool. That would be pretty epic.]]

Oh look; you got in. :D

[hungryanhorny]

Guess you lucked out, huh?


ooc: yup! Warden/inmate pairing is entirely ooc - as is unpairing, if it doesn't work out. >,>

http://bargemods.dreamwidth.org/2778.html?thread=5917658#cmt5917658 is Faith's pairing info if you're interested. ^^ (All the other wardens/inmates can be found in the list, too. ;) )