voicetesting! from early canon aka i'm way behind

[whiteboyname]

Yo, what the fuck?

All right, uh, let's just get something straight. First and foremost? I don't have time for your--your creepy pretendy games or whatever the hell it is we're doing here. I've got important business matters to attend to, dig? I'm not gonna stick around 'cause some bored kid feels like hangin' round me. So we've gotta, like, stop this crazy train. Or something.

...All right. You're... not listening.

You got anything to eat around here, at least? Jesus. I mean, have some goddamn hospitality.

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[ex_messing702]

Should've brought a lunch.

[whiteboyname]

Dude, do I look like I'm gonna be carrying around a lunchbox? I'm not in third grade, I don't need to do that shit.

And, I mean, I didn't expect to get kidnapped by some stupid fucking cosmic force.

[ex_messing702]

Be prepared or don't complain. Think some dead guy said that. Or else your mum.

[whiteboyname]

Excuse me for not anticipating this roleplaying crap. Or knowing about whatever dead guy you're talkin' about.

So what's the deal with this place, anyway? Do I gotta do anything in particular besides sit around here?

[ex_messing702]

Nope, um, just talk to people, I think. Not too hard. Sometimes you go places, sometimes they forget about you. [ kanyeshrug ]

[whiteboyname]

Wait, forget about me? What happens then? Do I go home, or do I just... [vague hand motion?!]

[ex_messing702]

I dunno. Never happened to me. Probably you go home, though.

[whiteboyname]

Tch! I better, this is already weird enough without me worrying about disappearing into oblivion.

Who're you, anyways? The welcome committee?

[ex_messing702]

Oblivion might be nice. I mean, depending.

I don't have an official title or anything, but I s'pose so.