Voicetesting! Canon is Jurassic Park III

[stealinureggs]

Wwwwoooooooow. That's really all I have to say.

Okay, not exactly.

You know this is a really bad idea, right? I mean, not that you aren't already full of crappy ideas, but this is one of those really extraordinarily bad ideas. The kind you have at three in the morning and will probably forget about by the time you wake up again. Not that I don't appreciate the spunk, but c'mon.

I mean... anything beats getting pecked half to death by Pteranodons, believe me. But...

Yeah, just post this and forget about it, okay?

Comments

[vfranklinmott]

Unfortunately for you, more often than not 3am ideas are the ones that stick around.

[stealinureggs]

I'm reeeeaaaaally hoping not. This is- ... this really isn't something I wanna go through.

[He doesn't even die in his canon :c so unfair.]

[vfranklinmott]

Not many people do. That doesn't seem to matter much.

[...Sorta. Ignoring that whole 'died in canon' maybe thing.]

[stealinureggs]

Here's hoping it will for her. Been through enough where I come from.

[Dinosaurs, okay. Freaking dinosaurs.]

[vfranklinmott]

You're not the only one, mate. We all have our burdens.

[Okay he can't top that but point still stands.]

[stealinureggs]

[Your vampireness can't top raptors, bro. Nothing tops raptors.]

Sure, sure. Burdens. But I mean- have you ever... I dunno, been on a dig, for example. Then invited out to dinner, given what was supposed to be easy money, and then found yourself running for your life on an island you really weren't supposed to be on?

And it's just... you know your funding is either gonna be cut due to hospital expenses or just completely gone because the guy's probably not gonna make it, so you try and make some money on your own by taking something, and then you lose what you were carrying and get other people hunted down for it? And then... swept down some rapids as giant, flying reptiles try and eat you alive?

That's where any normal person would draw the line at being through enough, I'm pretty sure.

[.......] Completely hypothetically speaking, of course.

[vfranklinmott]

[You sure about that, bro? Really sure?]

Of course. And the answer is no. I've done nothing close to that.

[stealinureggs]

[NOTHING. TOPS. RAPTORS.

And he is forever standing by that fact.]

Right, right. So - back me up here - considering mine is a completely unique situation and one that I've suffered for considerably where I come from, there's no need to go back and rehash it.

It's over and done with and she's just beating a dead horse. Raptor, in this case.

Many, hopefully dead raptors.

[vfranklinmott]

I've seen quite a few dead raptors in my time there. Good for sport hunting, but the taste makes it almost pointless.

[Yup he's just fucking with you now.]

You've experienced something different, you've suffered--I'm still failing to see a reason why you shouldn't go through whatever it is she's planned for you.

[stealinureggs]

... Because I got over it?

[ALSO WHAT EVEN ARE YOU TALKING- okay wait no, hold on. Backing the fuck up.

What?]

No. Stop. You. Did you say you've eaten raptor?

[vfranklinmott]

[Not a good enough reason, and he'll just smirk because if that's the only defense you have...]

No. I didn't. Tasted, but not eaten.

[stealinureggs]

[Shut up shut up shut up there was good, self-sacrificing work that went on there.]

How did you even catch one?

[He is MORBIDLY CURIOUS]

[vfranklinmott]

[Uh huh. And then you stole some eggs.]

Being faster and smarter. Why? How would you catch one?

[stealinureggs]

[... No. See. The eggs were stolen. And then he did the redeeming self-sacrifice thing.]

... I'd run like hell and climb for my life.

How are you faster than a raptor?

[vfranklinmott]

[Casual fang pop like it ain't even a thing.]

Never been much of a climber. It's usually not part of my job description.

[theclevergirl]

[Oh hello~

Guess who is right now lifting her head and whistling to alert her pack members?

This bitch.]

[whoruntheworld]

Forget about what?

[pterosaur]

Huh. I don't see the appeal.

...Then again, I'm not a Pteranadon.

[Quetzalcoatl. Even bigger.]