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Voice Test, canon is Atomic Robo

Gather your attention to me, non-reptilian mammals! The ultimate time-traveling genius has arrived! I have brutally tortured one of your mammal people until he allowed me to enter this internet space so I may further my plans.

However, before I can begin, I'll need to interrogate everyone here. With my superior reptilian interrogation skills! In order to be certain of this place, I need to know what location I'm at. Or should be at.

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I didn't know there'd be moonbloods here! But... isn't it kinda, I dunno, dangerous to announce yourself and start making threats?

I'm not of the moon. I can't even breathe moon air, but I can get some crystals to convert air into earth oxygen!

I'm a time-traveling velociraptor who came from the past using genius to build a time machine. My genius will avert myself from danger anytime.

Moonbloods aren't actually from the moon. Well, at least, I don't think they are. Where is Ahrah when I actually need his lectures...? Oh, wait. This must be what the mun talked about, people from different worlds.

Saaaay... you're not trying to take over the world or anything, are you? Because that never ends well. Even if you're smart. Especially if you're smart.

He did not talk. I interrogated.

Of course I'm smart. I'm a super genius! And no, I do not require the world, though it would greatly help me in aiding me to stop the event that happened in September 19, 2008. Behold, my twitter account!

Well, I didn't interrogate my mun. [Whispering] Between me and you, all it takes is a little bit of key lime ice cream and I could probably get all the passwords to his computer.

What happened on that day? Something bad happened to you or your family? Your planet exploded? Your plans were defeated by a unlikely, plucky hero who became a great warrior through the help of his motley band of friends, most of whom wanted him to go on really involved fetch quests?

[And now she's eying Twitter. Nothing good can come of this...]

...I will have to gather some of this key lime ice cream to examine the secrets. I could possibly create truth serums that will force even the greatest of liars to tell the truth!

Mammal energies were sent back in time! The dinosaurs became extinct! My intellect was greatly enhanced by the disgusting mammal energies! I was able to figure out all that happened and construct a time machine capable of bringing my form into the future in order to revive my reptilian world!

...non-reptilian mammals. Kinda redundant.

It's to be sure said mammals are clear of whom I speak of.

It's pretty clear. They're one or the other.

[Except Kaiman is only reptile from the neck up so...]

Hrrm...

[Doctor Dinosaur is disappoint.]

Edited 2012-09-04 09:04 (UTC)

...What?

I would've thought you, of all reptiles, would understand! You're part of the superior species!

I'm... not sure it works that way.

That sounds sorta like my world. Just without all the time travel stuff. But if you change it, what happens to all the mammals?