On his mun having no idea what she's doing

[wiredfriendlyfire]

Hey, loser!


I've only shown up in two issues, and already you wanna try me out? That's a little creepy. Maybe you should wait until more issues come out before you try to do Flywheels knows what  with me.

....

Nah, that's boring. I want to go on an adventure. You like adventures, don't you Munny? You do? Alright then, what are you waiting for? Move it, come on, pick up the pace.

I've got places to go, people to see, corpses to siphon Energon out of---and I'll never get to do any of that if you keep dragging your heels and telling yourself you've got no idea what you're doing. So come on; finish your pity-party, put on you're big-girl pants, and stop thinking you're never gonna get a hold of my voice.

Now that that's settled, you should really think about re-reading the comics, because I don't talk like this at all.

[a pause]

Ha! I'm just messing with you, squishy.