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[notthepandahero]

Mun-san, Mun-san. I'm flattered with all the interest and all, really I am.
But you do know you're stretching me a bit much for this meme?

Kidnapping is shallow. It's something only petty cowards would do.
If I liked someone like that, I'd just tell them.
Yes, sure, collars are a cute accessory, but I'd rather be the one wearing one. [kehehe]
As a fashion piece, not a restraint.

I also have to nitpick your choice in victims, anyway - that Kariya kid isn't as cute as you make him out to be.
Hayabusa and Shinoyama are much cuter, right? One has goofy lipstick, the other has goofy lips.
Match made in hell!

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[takingyouhome]

Mitsuyoshi-san's not the only one being blown out of proportion...

[notthepandahero]

She gets farther and farther from her original interpretation in every thread. It's rather sad.

But, you know - you don't come from a very innocent canon, Rena-chan.
Should you really be surprised?

[takingyouhome]

Well...! It's normally not that bad at all!

My actions in canon were fueled by paranoia and hallucinations, not a desire for a pet!

[And just for the record, she would've decked you for trying to force her to become your doll under normal circumstances, Mitsuyoshi.]

[notthepandahero]

Alright, alright, calm down, calm down~

[Want a chocolate? Because he's offering chocolates.

And don't worry - he would have decked himself for that.]

No need to get all worked up, Rena-chan, we are both victims here.

[netting_nettles]

Like you're not the one who's getting off easy? I'm stuck tied to your bed or something shady like that. I'd definitely have found a way to escape in real life, and...

[Hold on a second.]

Shinoyama? He looks like he has a giant cabbage on his head.

[notthepandahero]

A rose, Kariya-kun, he looks like a rose.

And he's much cuter than you! Definitely wouldn't complain as much as you.
Of course, he's much dimmer too. I could probably coerce him into staying, instead of needing to kidnap him.

Probably because he's blocked one too many shoots with his head.
Sounds right to me, anyway! [kahaha!]

[netting_nettles]

Roses don't come in that shade of green. He's a cabbage.

[...Side-eying you so hard right now, though.]

Never mind. You can have him.

Forget I said anything.

[notthepandahero]

[He can't help laughing again, whoops -]

Green colored rose, cabbage, they wouldn't really be different if the first existed.
All in all, petals are just bundles of different colored leaves.
Much like a little cabbage, right?

[Side eye away! He's well passed used to it.
Also no, he doesn't really know what he's going on about. Or care.]

[takingyouhome]

[GAHHHH THE SHAME...

... but Rena feels like this is completely necessary.]

Kariya-kun, I'm so, so sorry for my actions in our thread...! Please know that I never would have done such a thing for real...

[takingyouhome]

[She'll take a chocolate, yes ;w;

The only sound she makes after that is a quiet whine.]

[notthepandahero]

[... okay you know what - have a hug. ... Because he has no other ideas. How do you cheer up a girl, anyway --]