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[fuckpointyou]

Right. Okay. I mean... [ makes a face. ] It's not like I have time off, and I'm flattered, I... guess? Being Chief of Staff for the Vice President is kind of a big job, and between Jonah's Daily Shit Storm of the Day and Dan's new push-up bra for Selina, I've got a lot on my plate. Besides, this job is literally my life right now, I don't know what I'd be doing without it. Maybe I'd... get a dog.

[ Sighs and pulls out her Blackberry, shaking her head. ] Work is so much easier than life.

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[nocompetition]

So much easier than life.

[fuckpointyou]

I know, right? I don't even know what Mike does with his bullshitsu. Buuuut maybe I don't want to know. Stays between him and his cable. Oh God, I don't even know why I... never mind.

[nocompetition]

Talk about it if you like. It can help.

I know something that can help more.

[fuckpointyou]

What, a bag of weed? Drugs are time-consuming, where's that going to go in my schedule?

[nocompetition]

Actually I was talking about tequila. There's always time for that.

[fuckpointyou]

I think the last time I had tequila I found out the guy I was dating had a girlfriend in Britain. Apparently he had some anti-war sex.

[nocompetition]

I promise I don't have a girlfriend in Britain.

So, shots?