[ muse needed to stretch his legs ]

[eternityunseen]

Good to know there's always one thing that will bring me back to your mind, if nothing else. Nothing quite like the home turf, right?

So, talk to me, mun. You've got a plan, I can smell it. (No, not literally. Not anymore. Also, shut up, you wish I sparkled. My personality makes up for it.) Anyway, your plan. Sounds a little bit ill-conceived to me, but what do I know? Maybe interstellar traveling agencies have more use for, you know, blind musicians-slash-incarnations of Fate than I thought.

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[deshabille]

You know, I've always wondered what incarnations of things do. You know. Outside of work.

[eternityunseen]

Exist, for the most part. It doesn't matter what we do, so much as whether we're alive to do it. Know some incarnations of things yourself?

[bringingdragonback]

I don't know, you could make it a slogan. "Choose us, we've got the approval of the Fates."

[eternityunseen]

Then run off cackling into the night with their paycheck? Could work, I guess.

[bringingdragonback]

Of course it'd work, but you just need to act less blind and they'd see nothing wrong.

[eternityunseen]

I'll take acting less blind under advisement. Not sure that particular skill is quite in my repertoire, though.

[bringingdragonback]

I'm shocked that you haven't taught yourself how to trick unsuspecting people into thinking you can see. I would have thought you of all people would have thought it a very useful skill.

[eternityunseen]

Oh, it's not that I can't trick people... but when they start asking how many fingers they're holding up, it gets to about a 50/50 chance that I can keep pulling it off.

[bringingdragonback]

When they start being dicks and making you count their fingers, punch them in the face.

[eternityunseen]

What a great idea. I can't possibly see any consequences from punching an asshole in the face.

[huge_egomd]

Have you learned nothing, Z-Man? Oh, sure, it's all fun and games until someone gets bitten by a vampire...or turned into a bunny. Mun plans never end well for us.

(Not even going to ask about the sparkling.)

[bringingdragonback]

Well yeah, that's because you're blind.

[eternityunseen]

I'm hoping to avoid the vampire thing this time, call me optimistic. Now a bunny is a different story entirely.

(Twilight, Greg. You can't possibly tell me you haven't heard about it. I refuse it.)

[eternityunseen]

My point exactly. Why you always gotta pick on me, man?

[justamobster]

Sometimes we're better off not knowin' what the hell they're plannin', yeah?

[huge_egomd]

You can hope all you want, but these things have a way of happening no matter what we do.

(I've been unsuccessful in avoiding it, though god knows I've tried. And if you start sparkling, I will have to mock you.)

[eternityunseen]

Yeah, yeah, let me dream. Hey, maybe I'll end up a werewolf this time. You know, something different.

(Please, spare me the knowledge of my own incandesence. If you only ever do one thing for me, let it be that.)

[eternityunseen]

I'm kind of used to knowing things. With muns, though? Eesh, you might be right. They're a whole different brand of space cadets.

[justamobster]

That or sadistic. Dame I got's determined t'make me miserable. "It builds character." Fuck character, lemme stay where I know the rules and how t'get around 'em, yeah?

[bringingdragonback]

Because it's my job and you'd expect nothing less from me.

[eternityunseen]

She's not wrong, all things considered. But who wants to be the angsty, can't-catch-a-break type?

[eternityunseen]

Good thing to know you're such a universal constant. It's soothing, in a way.

[justamobster]

Everytime I turn 'round, I got more things t'be pissed off 'bout. [ Because Ladon does not get mopey, he gets angry. ... He likes to think he does, anyway. ] It ain't exactly fair t'pile up on a guy.

[gotbottle]

Their plans are always ill-conceived, but they carry them out anyway.

[bringingdragonback]

Soothing like elevator music or soothing like something else?