SO HOW ABOUT THAT CHAPTER HUH?

[goninjagoninjago]

... So uh, since you're the guy with all the behind-the-scenes knowhow...

Who-bito?

[Bee it is way too late for me to deal with your funky fresh style, ask your castmates instead.]

Heh. Then again, not like it matters. Who-bito isn't as important as how we-beat-o him!

[Because I'm sure they won't mind puns like that at all.]

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[fervidity]

You're close. It's O-bito.

...Uchiha Obito, Minato's student. Somebody that I used to know.



Just make sure he doesn't get a hold of Naruto. I'd do it myself and show him nobody messes with the Red-Hot Habanero if I could.

[kiiroisenko]

Obito. That's his name. He's- [Minato immediately stops. Before this big reveal, he would have followed that up with 'my student who always thinks of his comrades'. He'd even second that with a proud smile.

But now, he doesn't know. He just can't believe that the person who ruined their happy family, the one he fought that fateful day, was his own student.]

He was my student. But all this just doesn't make any sense. [So many things just doesn't add up. Even if Obito survived, how could he have... Minato chooses to just keep quiet for now, silently analyzing things in his head.]

[mapleleafreds]

My mun is laughing that you put this under a cut since everyone and their mom already guessed who it was when that Tobi guy was introduced.

[goninjagoninjago]

[Oh. Well, not like he wasn't expecting there to be SOME bitter replies to this post, betrayal and such is what makes their dysfunctional little world go 'round, after all.

Still... he hasn't let it bother him so far. He's not about to start anytime soon.]

Trust me just so, Spicy Habanero. I got enough mass to cover yo sons ass.

[He... means that to sound soothing. In his own way.]

[goninjagoninjago]

[You'd think that having one of the men who came closest to killing him in the whole world, a ninja who commands respect across the entire ninja world for his efforts and accomplishments, outright looking like a part of himself had been irreperably shattered would be enough to make Bee treat this situation with the gravitas it deserves.]

You get a boulder on your head, some nuts and bolts are bound to get shaken loose.

[You would be wrong.]

[goninjagoninjago]

What can I say miss, me and mister Mun are just considerate like that~. Let's the few people still in denial direct the heat elsewhere.

[fervidity]

[THIS IS DIFFERENT THIS IS UNFORGIVEABLE TO KILL THE UZUMAKIS + MINATO

sans the rap and maybe it would?]

I'd rather you cover his whole body.

[goninjagoninjago]

That too, I can do. That space-time jutsu of his is a nasty trick, but now that we've got that sorted out we can really get going.

Gotta admit though, I was half wondering if smacking him in the face with a Rasengan was the smartest option. Almost expected the guy to come back in the real world missing his whole head! Wouldn't that have been an anti-climax?

[fervidity]

[A quirk of a smile in her thanks. Watch over mah boi.

He...probably would have deserved it. Second rasengan to best him because ITS THE BEST JUTSU.]

He's got his head so you've got more targets to punch. [EVIL SMIRK kushina u scary]

Right! So you can give that kid a lesson he won't forget!

[goninjagoninjago]

Oh I intend to, I truly do-
[AND THEN UPDATE HAPPENED AGAIN AND APPARENTLY MADARA BEAT ALL THE KAGES]
-... Just might take a little while before I get around to it.