like i need anymore journals/games

[unluckyinhearts]

I'm here. That is what you wanted, yeah? This is why you couldn't get the proper amount of sleep. Because you needed to bring me, and my world, to life.

So, now what, milady? Where on earth do you possibly think you can place me? What will satisfy your craving? [pours tea] I can't wait to see how far this goes.

...Of course I'm being genuine. [a light smirk behind the cup]

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[garantundkraft]

You're being genuine? And I'm the King of England. ::Ha! Take that, England! No matter what form you take he can see right through your sarcasm.::

[unluckyinhearts]

[here he raises an eyebrow.... is that...? no, it can't be]

And where is England, your Majesty?

[garantundkraft]

...Eh? What...? It's a country. An island. How d'you not know this? It's basic geography! ::So confused right now you don't even know.::

[unluckyinhearts]

[he's confused too, but for different reasons!]

An island, you say. I have not heard of it.

[garantundkraft]

You represent the place! What century are you even from?! ::He hasn't... quite caught on that this is not England from some century he hasn't lived yet, but an entirely different universe's version of Arthur Kirkland.::

[unluckyinhearts]

[a pause, and a slight tilt of the head]

Century? I would presume the current one. [you're weird]

[garantundkraft]

Okay, well, definitely not the twentieth unless something goes really weird after 1943 that I don't know about...

[unluckyinhearts]

...You act as though we know each other, it seems. Tell me, are you related to the Joker?

[garantundkraft]

...Who the fuck is the Joker?

[unluckyinhearts]

You really don't know? You look just like him!

[garantundkraft]

And you don't know England but you look just like him!

[unluckyinhearts]

Do I? [thinking about it] Well, I apologize, but my name is not England. I am the Queen of Spades. [because where he is from it is perfectly natural for a man to be a queen]

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[garantundkraft]

::Momentarily mollified. But wait for it.:: Oh. Well. I'm the Free State of Prussia.

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[garantundkraft]

::Waaaaiiiit for it.:: ...Uh. Or Gilbert Beilschmidt. Whichever you prefe-

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[garantundkraft]

Wait. Did you just...

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[garantundkraft]

Did you just say QUEEN!?

KESESESESESESESESE! You're -kchhhh!- a quee-heeheehee-n!? ::And there it is. He's dying of laughter. You're welcome.:: Bwahahahahahksesesese! Eine Koenigin! Du! Kesesesesehhhhhhhhh!

[unluckyinhearts]

[well. uh. now he'll just stand here wondering what this guy is doing. wheezing? is he alright?]

I beg your pardon, but what is so funny? [he looks like he's trying to keep a stiff upper lip, and all that. but there is a slight twitch of one large fluffy eyebrow]

[garantundkraft]

Y-you're a queen! And you're a gu- Wait, are you a guy? I need to check this!

::He goes from doubled over in laughter to pawing at the Queen's crotch.

...

Yep. That is a thing he does and is doing.

...

The narration just doesn't know any more either.::

[unluckyinhearts]

[he just. he can't even.

wtf he is being groped right there. in public. he doesn't even know what to do. where is his staff.]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

[garantundkraft]

WHOA YOU ARE A MAN!

...Why're you a queen then? Don't get me wrong, back when I was a kingdom I had some lovely queens but they all had one thing in common.

Boobs.

[unluckyinhearts]

You've only had f-female queens? [he can't get rid of the red from his cheeks. he's never been grabbed like that before augh Prussia is lucky that the Queen is distracted by the questions and explanations]

Oi! Stop enabling me! (but not really)

[highest_trump]

[well here's a Joker minding his own business, or not...]

Oi! Your Highness is looking pretty highnessy today. My mun has no idea what to do with us, except continue that thing on AIM! It was getting steamy~

[garantundkraft]

Uh, yeah? It's kinda implied in the title. Okay, maybe not so much in English, but German? The language I speak usually?

Koenig is King. Koenigin is Queen. -in is used to refer to a female. So also Fuerst -a prince- compared to Fuerstin -a princess- or Graf -a count- compared to Graefin -a countess.

nope.avi

[unluckyinhearts]

[oh it's the Joker!]

No one has to know about that!

[unluckyinhearts]

[your language makes no sense to him. but he likes it! it sounds cool and interesting]

I don't really understand...