voice-testing!

[envien]

Oh, for fuck's sake.. You're kidding, right? I'd rather give the Fullmetal Shrimp a big fat kiss than play ball with Your Dullness, here. And we both know just how much I love the midget.

Rewatching the second series isn't necessarily gonna' do much for my voice if I'm coming from the first, honey. Get your act together, dumbass, before I skewer you and feed you to Gluttony.


And you can delete that shit with Greed right the fuck now.

Comments

1/?

[alchimia]

[ first of all, WHAT THE FUCK ENVY???? why are you not a lizard-dragon-thing and why aren't you dead????? ]

[alchimia]

[ okay, maybe he should be used to this with the whole fourth-wall thing and such but still— last time he saw you, you chomped on the old man. ]

[alchimia]

[ wait— ]

[alchimia]

[ "shrimp". ] Envy, you bastard....

[alchimia]

[ and then "kiss" slowly begins to register. ]

[alchimia]

EHHHHHHHHH??????

lmfao i am so sorry

[alchimia]

[ he's still shade of red reminiscent of his old coat, but now anger is beginning to kick in. ]

ENVY, YOU BASTARD, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

alksdjf don't be this is beautiful and you are beautiful

[envien]

Eh? [ cupping a hand around his ear and leaaaaning down. ] Did you say something, mini-brat? You'll have to speak up, I can't hear your whiny voice all the way down by my ankles.

[material_guy]

I dunno what it is but if it's got you and me anywhere close enough to be in the same picture, I'm against it. Go make out with the kid instead, like you said. That's more popular anyway, ain't it?

/deadcat also ignore that other tag it never happened

[alchimia]

[ HE'S NOT EVEN THAT MUCH SHORTER YOU DAMN PALMTREE. throwing a fist now, you fucker. ]

You sonuvabitch!

[envien]

.. Ew. You're both disgusting and I'd kick your ass if you so much as looked at me funny.

[alchimia]

THERE'S NO WAY I'M MAKING OUT WITH THAT FREAK!

LMAO THAT WAS MY FAULT premature posting...........

[envien]

[ IT'S ENOUGH OKAY.

laughing now, dancing back, grin wide and manic. ]

Try again, Tiny! Your reach still isn't long enough!

[material_guy]

Who wouldn't look at a freak funny?

[material_guy]

Guess I should've figured you had better taste than that, at least...

[envien]

AS IF I'D WANNA'!

[envien]

Look who's talking with your creepy-ass shield!!

ahahahaha ♥♥

[alchimia]

Why you...!

[ oh my god, he is not even going to go into this song and dance again. not after last time. slapping his palms together, he throws himself downwards to slam them against the ground, sending rock spikes Envy's way with the intention of trapping him in a box of stone. ]

[alchimia]

Damn right. It'd be like— Like kissing my old man... [ oh god, urge to puke rising. excuse him. ]

[alchimia]

Well—!! Who'd wanna kiss a gross bastard with dragon breath anyway!!

[material_guy]

You gotta use yer power to not look like a freak. Some of us gotta work at it to be creepy.

[envien]

[ oh shit--!! he throws himself out of the way, catching one and swinging around it to slide down the edge. once he's on stable ground again, he throws his hair back over his shoulder, planting his hands on his hips. ]

C'mon, Shrimp, we really gonna' play this game again?

[envien]

I do not look like a freak! [ might be leveling a kick at his face-- ] Dumbass!

[alchimia]

[ slaps his palms together again in order to transmute a spear out of the closest wall. ]

Yeah, it's just a fucking game to you, but I not playing for fun. After what you did...

[envien]

In case you haven't noticed, I'm not a dragon anymore! And who says I'd wanna' kiss anyone, anyway?!