On the mun considering amatomnes, also mun is out of practice

[recoveringbitch]

So you leave me alone forever, which was honestly pretty okay, and then suddenly you decide to drag me out for something you swear is going to be fun and interesting and exciting.

It's a sex island. Sex Island. I can't even believe I'm saying that.

There's a reason when I wanted to change my life I moved to Toronto. Nothing ever happens there! I needed somewhere calming and away from insanity to figure out what to do with myself.

I get it's not working with the League of Evil Ex's running around, whatever, but it was still the point.

What about 'sex island' is a calming place to change my life to you. Does it sound anything like what I'm looking for?

If you answer yes I'm going to start calling you Wallace, because you'll be as bad as he is.

Comments

[350pointsmile]

I don't think there's enough tequila on that island to make it work.

[recoveringbitch]

There's not enough tequila in the world.

Not that it matters. Something about collars and...ugh. I'm more and more unhappy the longer I think about it.

[idkworldruler]

Have fun kid.

[350pointsmile]

Collars huh?

And your Mun does know you have issues with that whole..."Guys being possessive" thing right?

[recoveringbitch]

Gee, thanks.

[recoveringbitch]

I don't think they care.

Or they think it's funny.

[idkworldruler]

You're welcome. Just remember to use protection.

[recoveringbitch]

This isn't my first...who are you? Why do you care?

[idkworldruler]

I'm just some guy, that's all.

And I don't really care what you do with your body all too much. Just giving you a warning.

[teenagebadboy]

Guess what, my Mun was considering that island for me too. Happy he get that stupid idea out of his head. too bad yours isn't letting it go.

[350pointsmile]

That might explain why in my last game my Mun kept trying to set me up with a cross dressing prettyboy singing robot.

[beleaguering]

Ramona. Ramona. Is this really what you want for yourself? Of course it's not.

But you always have another option. Right?

[And judging by that tone, it's rather plain that you have one other option. Exactly one. And it's not much of an option at all. More of a "choice you'll always end up making," when all is said and done.

But he's a reasonable guy. He'll let you come to your senses.

Maybe.]

[recoveringbitch]

[There's a little pause as she tries to picture that. And then she smirks almost teasingly.]

I don't know...I mean, you did date Scott.

[recoveringbitch]

Because I want sex tips from strange guys.

[350pointsmile]

[Smirk]

Scott didn't look nearly as good in frilly goth lolita dresses.

[idkworldruler]

Like I said, a warning, not a tip...of course you probably get warnings like that all the time in highschool.

[recoveringbitch]

...I can sorta see it.

So, how'd you and the robot go? Man, saying things like that was weirder before I moved to Canada...

[recoveringbitch]

Lucky you.

Mine seems pretty gung-ho about the whole idea.

[recoveringbitch]

[Aw crap. It's infuriating how easily she goes weak in the knees around him. But she puts up a strong front!]

No I don't, Gideon. I ran away left for a reason.

Okay, it wasn't to wind up on a sex island but I didn't exactly plan for this.

[recoveringbitch]

All the time. Posters and sex-ed classes and creepy guidance councilors. They've got the whole thing covered.

[teenagebadboy]

I think the main reason why my Mun let it go is because of my sexuality.

These love games seem rather pathetic if you ask me. Go to some place and just fuck. I would rather have something exciting or adventures to do IF I would go anywhere.

[350pointsmile]

Oh they had someone else they were more interested in someone else. They're very happy together.

Then I got shipped off to some midevil ren fair like world and got picked up by some crazy girl with guns and swords who wants to be a demon.

[recoveringbitch]

Oh?

Hey, I agree completely. Tell it to the idiot behind the keyboard. I don't even want adventure anymore, just...normal would be nice.

[recoveringbitch]

So, dodged a bullet or missed a connection?

...Right. Well how'd that go then?

[idkworldruler]

...Wow you have posters?