Canon is Harriet The Spy

[likestomato]

Huh?

No no no-- "Mun", right? Look....

No offense, but if anyone's writing my story and thoughts and such, it's gonna be me. Honestly?

I don't think you could handle my truth. So just leave everything to me.

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oh my god my childhood

[doubletailpilot]

'm not really sure muns work that way. I tried talkin' to mine and she's still got me here.

90's childhood was the best childhood

[likestomato]

.....

You're a talking fox.

yeeees /90s brofist

[doubletailpilot]

An' you're a talkin' human!

[He tilts his head curiously. He sure is getting that "You're a talking fox" response a lot. :|a ]

/returns 90's brofist!

[likestomato]

...Alright; touche.

But why do you have two tails?

[doubletailpilot]

[At first Tails falters a little at that. It's been a while since anyone's made fun of him for having two tails, but well, old habits die hard.]

I was born with 'em. But they really come in handy!

[To demonstrate, he sends his namesakes a-whirl and a few seconds later he's hovering in midair. He hopes that compensates for effectively being born with a mutation. 8Db]

[grownabulge]

You shrank. Where's your sister?

[likestomato]

Woah! You can fly!?

[Harriet's eyes light up immediately.] Okay; I guess it's not as dumb as I thought!

[Excitedly bouncing up and down.] Hey- could you lift me up too??

[likestomato]

What!? NO WAY- Golly says I grew a whole inch this year!

...What do you mean "sister"?

[grownabulge]

Oh hell. Thought the witch was staying out of spellcasting.

...

Who do you think you are, pet?

[doubletailpilot]

[Pffft, girl you're talking to the little guy who carried Sonic all the way to that godawful Carnival Zone!]

Sure! Jus' grab on!

[He reaches out to take Harriet's wrists, annnnnd Harriet might find herself quite a few feet off the ground~!]

[likestomato]

[A frown.] Well I'm nobody's "pet", for one thing.

Let's start out with who it is that you think you are.

[SHE'S A NEW YORKER; SHE KNOWS STRANGER DANGER WHEN SHE SEES IT]

[grownabulge]

Ooh, nice attitude pipsqueak. Not nearly as scary as when you threatened to set me on fire, but you're getting there.

[likestomato]

I haven't threatened to set anyone on fire. But thanks for the idea, I guess.

[Crossing her arms] Now fess up, bub- Why are you pretending to know me?

[grownabulge]

Not pretending anything... guess you haven't met me yet.

[likestomato]

Waauugh-!!! [Harriet holds on tightly as her feet leave the ground; feet dangling in the air.]

I-- I can't believe this..!

[likestomato]

You sound pretty delusional, to be honest.

But fine- then tell me how I'm supposed to know you.

[grownabulge]

I'm a... family acquaintance.

[doubletailpilot]

[Tails looks down at her in a bit of disbelief.]

You've never been flying before?

[likestomato]

[A snort.] Doubtful.

My parents don't really hang out with people who have leather jackets and greasy hair; Dad says they look like "thugs and hooligans".

[grownabulge]

Sometimes they're vampires.

[likestomato]

Right.

I'm eleven- not six.

[grownabulge]

[crouches down]

Well then, a big girl like you wouldn't be afraid of a vampire, would she?

[likestomato]

Well not like THIS!

[Harriet giggles; legs flailing around as she gets more excitable.] C'mon- Take me higher! Higher!!!

Let's go to Switzerland..!

[likestomato]

[Rolling her eyes.] Get real. I'm not afraid of stuff that's made up.

...And even if they were real, I'm sure vampires are like all extinct and mummified or something.

[grownabulge]

You are so lucky I'm not evil anymore.