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[baufatherfigure]

I thought we discussed this. I'm more than happy going more than two months without something awful happening to myself or my family, even though I know you continue to look for more ways to torture me.

Even though I'm... you know.

How has it been a year since I met him? Seven months married in real time?

[You're getting old, Aaron.]

No. If I was getting old, I'd be getting a lot worse for the wear, and I am pretty sure you're the one who told me I drink unicorn blood.

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[tricksterking]

Really? That's a pretty hard sell. Unicorn blood tastes too salty and bright for me.

[baufatherfigure]

...should I ask how you would know what unicorn blood really tastes like?