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dear_mun2012-08-24 09:46 pm
wheeljackofalltrades) wrote in dear_mun2012-08-24 09:46 pm
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Hey if you tried a little harder I bet you could have gotten Bulkhead's pet killed.
Oh well, maybe next time?
Oh well, maybe next time?
...
[Not the best time, man. Not the best time.
Then again, what does he expect from a 'Con.]
Looks like you're still 0/2 on your rival.
[Not the best time, man. Not the best time.
Then again, what does he expect from a 'Con.]
Looks like you're still 0/2 on your rival.
[Breakdown's timing is the best.]
Oho, someone's a little sore that the lost the last two fights they were in.
By the way, it definitely looked like you and the fleshling were [wait for it] having a blast.
Oho, someone's a little sore that the lost the last two fights they were in.
By the way, it definitely looked like you and the fleshling were [wait for it] having a blast.
[He wants to scream right now. Scream and beat your face in. But he's tired, beaten up, and feeling the worst he's ever felt.]
Yeah? How'd your last fight turn out?
...That was pretty bad.
Yeah? How'd your last fight turn out?
...That was pretty bad.
From what I was told, you were all limpy and hurt!
Oh right. I'll walk it off, buddy.
I don't think the Doc wanted to see me.
[and he's pretty sure he didn't want to see Bulkhead.]
I don't think the Doc wanted to see me.
[
[shut up you're dumb hfgjdhg]
But what if you walk it off into ONCOMING DOOM! Even I know you can't fight if you're all busted up.
But what if you walk it off into ONCOMING DOOM! Even I know you can't fight if you're all busted up.
Aw Ted, I promise I'll take it easy. Not like the team's gonna be wantin' my assistance anytime soon.
[HE DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU.]
At least let me smooch it and make it better.
At least let me smooch it and make it better.
...Make it better?
[Didn't you hear him?]
[Didn't you hear him?]
You'd think that'd be more widely practiced if it worked...
But it is! It's used all the time, don't tell me you've never heard of it before. How depressing...
Can't say that I have...but whatever. Go for it.
[Worth a shot.]
[Worth a shot.]
[Haha, oh wow, really? No one's willingly let him before. Not like that slows him down, he'll just get to the closest thing he can... so like... his foot... and plant his lips against it.
This isn't weird at all.]
Feel better?
This isn't weird at all.]
Feel better?
[There's a pause as he looks around, as if waiting for the pain in his arm and leg to go away.
It's not.]
Just extremely awkward.
It's not.]
Just extremely awkward.
I-I don't understand! It's a surefire cure! Maybe I'm not big enough...
That must be it.
[This is all a load of scrap to him, but he won't tell him that.]
I'll be fine. Doc'll fix me up sometime. Just not now.
[This is all a load of scrap to him, but he won't tell him that.]
I'll be fine. Doc'll fix me up sometime. Just not now.
Whole lotta bad ideas in our line of work, eh?
[He'd boggle over Wheeljack being a Wrecker in that universe, but, well. Bad timing to do that. He does speak with the voice of experience, though.]
[He'd boggle over Wheeljack being a Wrecker in that universe, but, well. Bad timing to do that. He does speak with the voice of experience, though.]
TTTThat about covers it.
[Yeah, his experience has taught him that he's the odd duckling out of the family of Wheeljack's. The jury's still out on his feelings on that one.]
You a Wrecker?
[Yeah, his experience has taught him that he's the odd duckling out of the family of Wheeljack's. The jury's still out on his feelings on that one.]
You a Wrecker?
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