Muse is amused at this attempt. Canon is HBO's Rome

[wetasoctober]

You don't know what you're dealing with here, boy.

Run along and play with someone who can be bothered to entertain you, eh? I'm busy over here.

Yes, I think watching the series is a brilliant idea, because it means you're not here bothering me. Just be gone with you.

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[unwed_maid]

They never know what they're dealing with.

[wetasoctober]

[Well Hel-lo, nurse. 'scuse Pullo as he checks you out, there.]

Usually that means that they're easy to kill.

[unwed_maid]

[ She isn't exactly used to that, but go ahead and enjoy. She doesn't mind or anything. ]

Usually. These bastards are harder to get at than the Olympians though.

[wetasoctober]

Olympians, eh? You're Greek, then.

[Not that Pullo was picky about who he checked out.]

Don't you folk call the Olympians gods?

[unwed_maid]

After a fashion.

[ The expression on her face is almost a smile. Almost. ]

And I was just being specific. Not all of the gods are Olympians.

[thea_hagne]

Bit full of yourself.

[kissmyasp]

You should not even try. They are truly the worst of listeners.

[wetasoctober]

After a fashion? And what fashion is that, then?

[wetasoctober]

[Well, Pullo's luck with the ladies seems to be attracting them all.

Even as he gives this latest arrival a once-over. He can't help but think he's seen her before...]

Call it confidence.

...

Have we met before?

djjfuejfbgjeoi Cleo!

[wetasoctober]

Nothing the threat of a good thrashing can't fix.

[unwed_maid]

The kind where I was around before Greece existed.

[ Go on, call her crazy, it will amuse her. ]

kalsdhfjf ilher

[kissmyasp]

You Romans. Not everything can be solved that way.

[wetasoctober]

[Titus has seen many crazy things in his time...]

Well, you've aged well for a crone.

/hugs and clings to

[wetasoctober]

Not everything. Sometimes a good fucking is needed, but I doubt that's the case here.

[spartacus]

You should not so quickly dismiss someone who may control your life in future proceedings.

[ Trust him, man. He'd know. ]

[wetasoctober]

I've had my fair share of masters in my life, and this boy cannot be counted as one of them.

He can barely control his own thoughts.

[spartacus]

Even a child can cause many grievances. It would do you well to not underestimate him.

i get excited for every rome muse i see *^*

[kissmyasp]

How boldly you speak before me. I can't imagine your mundane takes kindly to either offer.

I hope I pull off Pullo. (Lol)

[wetasoctober]

Apologies, my Princess.

[There's a slight grin here, but he promised he would not speak of it.]

I dunno. His priorities seem a bit weird.