Tenative voice testing/Homeless for now, but eyeing adstringendum>

[and_substance]

Hey you, mun! Are you sure about this? I mean it's been a while since you've watched any of my canon, and the only reason I'm here now is because of Lego Batman 2.

Lego.

Batman.

Two.

Because when I think tiny, cute children's building block toys, I think Batman. Who's the sellout now, Bats?

But let's get back to me. I mean, it's great that it reminded you of how amazing I am, but we're pretty new to eachother, and maybe we should take things a little slow? Ironic, I know, but--Okay, anyway, now that I've gotten that out, mind filling me in a little on this place you're thinking about sending me?

No electricity? No running water? No burger joints? Where am I supposed to get my iced mochas? What am I supposed to eat? How will I watch my favorite TV shows?

Comments

[redheadedspeedster]

Lego Batman Two? Wonder if Rob knows about that.

And I thought being stuck in an underwater prison was bad. At least I got all the free food I can eat.

[sciencewhizard]

Just be grateful your mun's not sending you to some ship in space where people got their brains ripped out of their skulls...

[and_substance]

[Oh heeeeey younger, different Wally. Waddup?]

And get this, they got Lex to voice Lego Lex. Lex's voice coming out of a tiny, adorable mini-Lex. It's just weird and it makes my mun kind of squee even though he's a guy.

It's like he doesn't get 'fastest man alive' also means fastest metabolism

[and_substance]

Yeah---Well... I have to deal with Batman on a regular basis. That's also pretty scary.

[sibylline]

Lego Batman does sort of provide a natural progression of thought to you, I think. Not that you're tiny, though you are cute.

My sympathies about the lack of amenities, though.

[and_substance]

I guess I am pretty cute.

You're pretty cute yourself.

It was more the fact that he beat the game and can now play as me in 'free play'. Well, the Flash anyway. I don't know if it's me, but I'm going to say it is. He's pretty styling for a Lego figure.

[sciencewhizard]

Bats? Scary? Hah- He's like a grumpy uncle.

[and_substance]

Try telling me that after you blow a wall in his house. Or after your first night of watchtower duty. Alone. With him.

[sciencewhizard]

...Okay, you got me there.

[sibylline]

[Baww, this Wally is so young to her.]

That's also adorable. Way more suitable than Batman.

[and_substance]

Not that the brain-ripping sounds like a picnic. But, you have food, right? And clean underwear?

[and_substance]

I didn't even know Bats could be adorable. My mun's favorite part is when he's telling the LexCorp receptionist Batman is only one name, "like Madonna".

[sibylline]

Hah. You gonna use that around him some time?

[and_substance]

Or Cher.

[sibylline]

Good call. She does seem more his style.

[and_substance]

Probably better not let him know you think so.

[sibylline]

Yes, he might be pointedly silent at me. Or narrow his eyes menacingly. I don't know if I could take that.

[and_substance]

Don't forget the patented bat-scowl.

[sciencewhizard]

Yeah, I got by while I was there.

I just wish some of my friends managed to get out...

[and_substance]

You just gotta believe they'll find a way. They're tough, right? Strong?

[sciencewhizard]

Are you kidding? My team's the best.

[and_substance]

Then they're gonna make it. It's as simple as that.

[Positive thoughts go!]

Of course, my team is even better. It's the bestest.

[backwordscompatible]

So that's where he makes all his money from.

[nightsknight]

One way or another, I think you'll survive.

[His voice is so dry.]

[flyingg]

...there are worse things than Lego Batman 2, yeah.