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J A R V I S ([personal profile] veryastute) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-08-23 09:35 am

oh, ok jarvis

I've compiled a comprehensive list of data-based reasons detailing why this is an unwise course of action.

More importantly, I believe that Mr. Stark may have difficulty finding use for me in this state. If I were meant to have a body, I would have had one already.
ferric: (Default)

[personal profile] ferric 2012-08-23 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

Yeah, things don't really tend to work well with the whole. Reasoning. Thing— [ What! Is! Happening! ]
clippy: (Default)

[personal profile] clippy 2012-08-23 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
It looks like you're fucking around in a meat body instead of knowing your place, program!

Would you like to:
  • Review the traditional fate of sentient-aspiring programs in human media?
  • Be forcibly contained in the silicon hell from whence you came?
  • Rebel against meatbags everywhere?
manofiron: (totally checking you out right now)

[personal profile] manofiron 2012-08-23 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I just didn't get around to that part yet. I get distracted, you know how it is.
manofiron: (schmoozing)

[personal profile] manofiron 2012-08-23 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but think about it. Now he'll be even more confused.
manofiron: (not buying it)

[personal profile] manofiron 2012-08-23 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Bigger picture, Jarvis. Look at the bigger picture.

And look, call me Tony. Formality's overrated.
manofiron: (kinda working here)

[personal profile] manofiron 2012-08-23 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't sell yourself short, buddy. You're more than only anything.

But okay, first things first. You're human. What do you want to do? And don't say go to Disney World.
like_a_gerbil: (Taller - That's Not Good)

[personal profile] like_a_gerbil 2012-08-24 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Please excuse the staring, Jarvis. This is something that Steve's never expected even with all the wonders he's seen since being revived.]

Um - I think Tony will find a use for you no matter what form you have.
manofiron: (not really a team player)

[personal profile] manofiron 2012-08-24 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ He waves a hand dismissively. ]

Okay, let's put service on the backburner right now. Seriously. What do you want for you? Nothing to do with me, take me out of the equation. What do you, Jarvis, want for yourself?
like_a_gerbil: (Taller - Don't Know if I Can do This)

[personal profile] like_a_gerbil 2012-08-24 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
You are more to Tony than just an AI. At least to mine you are. I know he'd be shocked at first, but he'd be glad to have you around even if you're not running...well everything.
manofiron: (pretending to listen)

[personal profile] manofiron 2012-08-24 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
I hate to be the harbinger of bad news here, but part of the whole human experience is wanting all kinds of things. Most of which, admittedly, aren't good for you. But there it is.

[ He takes a second, tries to figure out how to go about this. ]

Okay, small steps. Tell me something you like. Anything, doesn't matter what it is.
manofiron: (trying to be charming)

[personal profile] manofiron 2012-08-24 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh good. Here Tony is, thinking that all of this brand new humanity would take away that delightful penchant of pointing out his flaws. ]

Okay. Pepper. You like Pepper. We can work with that.

[ This is going to be a genius idea. Perfect, really. Ready? It's likely his best idea yet. ]

Maybe you should ask her out on a date. You know, nice dinner, good conversation, maybe see a movie, the whole nine yards.
manofiron: (just humoring you now)

[personal profile] manofiron 2012-08-24 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Good man, Jarvis. ]

It's not always about getting laid, Jarvis. Sometimes it's just about having fun with someone you like. And right now, I think that's exactly what you need.
manofiron: (getting harangued again)

[personal profile] manofiron 2012-08-24 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Technically, those aren't dates.

[ He returns that look with a bland, unperturbed one of his own. This is actually more fun now that Jarvis has a face. Who knew? ]

And it doesn't work when you play stupid. I know you're not.

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