what am i even doing

[nowimradioactive]

HEY! GUY! YOUR HEAD IS KIND OF CRAMPED!

AND THERE'S NO GUNS IN HERE! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THE LEGIONS OF HELL WITHOUT ANY GUNS!

NOW I'M ON A WEBSITE! ARE THERE GUNS HERE?

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it's okay, idk what I'm doing either

[andthenwasazombie]

Here [Shouted Space Marine John Stalvern to what was obviously a ally in need!] Take my palmsa rifle.you will need it for the demons

[itlookslikeyoure]

It looks like you're trying to go on a murderous rampage.

Would you like help?

o Get help procuring firearms.
o Just step on someone's throat without help

_ Don't show me this tip again.

[nowimradioactive]

YOUR EYEBALLS LOOK KIND OF LIKE GRENADES! MAYBE I CAN USE THEM TO GET MORE GUNS!

[Well, Clippy, you've just been picked up by a man who does not seem to have volume control Would you like help?]

[nowimradioactive]

THANKS! I NEEDED THAT!

BE CAREFUL NOT TO BE A ZOMBIE!

[itlookslikeyoure]

You seem to be molesting your office assistant. Will you put me down before I have to get really obnoxious?

_ Yes
_ No

[nowimradioactive]

THIS ISN'T AN OFFICE! COLLATE THIS!

[And he just threw you. Like a grenade. At least he didn't try to pull out a non-existent pin with his teeth.]

[itlookslikeyoure]

You look like you have a fat laced brain that zombies would enjoy.

Would you like assistance?

o Have me scream really loud to get the attention of the walking dead
o Just keep screaming on your own till they notice you anyways

[nowimradioactive]

IN THIS DAY AND AGE, IT'S A DAMN SHAME THAT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING BY OURSELVES, AND HAVE TO BE HAND-HELD BY CUTE MASCOTS WITH CORPORATE INTENTS. WE SHOULD TEACH THE CHILDREN OF TOMORROW HOW TO THINK ON THEIR OWN, INSTEAD OF BLINDLY FOLLOWING ORDERS.

[itlookslikeyoure]

It appears that your mind is full of foolish notions. Would you like a full frontal lobotomy?

_ Yes
_ No

being awesome, that's what

[allaprima]

[How are you supposed to do it? You punch them. Duh. Sure, it's a greater challenge than using guns, but it definitely feels more-rewarding to punch the crap out of something rather than just shooting it.]