plurk shenanigans regarding her little boy

[fearmymartini]

Ex-....excuse me? A son? I have no child, Missy. I haven't even a husband, and to have a son, I would have need for a husband. This is all very flattering--except for the part where the Engineering King admires my ah...assets--but I have charities to organize and functions to plan. I intend to see that orphanage's water pipes repaired, and the canned food drive for the shelters need to be scheduled.

Send my love to, ah...little Tony...I am certain that he will be a charming little boy.

Sincerely
Maria Collins Carbonell