dear_mun | this one player can't believe she's doing this...

So this is dear_mun? The atmosphere here really is different from Hope's Peak Academy... But I guess that's a given since this isn't a school.

Anyway, this is a place where I can talk to you right? So I'll do that now, if you don't mind.

I know you have a lot of fun playing Dangan Ronpa and Super Dangan Ronpa, but don't forget that Kageyama-kun has a lot of people he wants to tro—um, talk to. So maybe you can get to that after this? He'd be happy if you could ~~and maybe he'll stop chasing me with Jack Frost~~.

...Oh, I should put this next part under a cut, right? All right, just give me a moment..

[SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT]
Ahahahahahahahaha, wow, I can't believe I still had to do all that! Wasn't it all over by now? Over with a bang? Past the endgame? The Game Ends With Junko-chan? Ah, whoops, I said a spoiler! You don't mind if it's from someone like me, right? But just to make sure, let me whip up a list of topics for you. Choose carefully!

> I don't mind.
> I don't mind, but what about my star?
> I don't mind, but what about canon points?

...Oho? You are still waffling over a canon point, you say!? We do not approve of this indecisiveness! In fact, We insist you tell Us within 11037 seconds your decision lest you face the consequences!

—For those who have no idea what is occuring on this very post, allow me to explain the details. I am from an alternate universe. My apologies if I have led you to believe otherwise. This is not a possibility in what you would designate the "original universe".

...That is a thought that very much fills me with despair. Despair, despair, despair, despair. I like the sound of that word. Let me hear it resounding in my ears. Despair, despair, despair, despair, despair, despair, despair, despair, despair, despair. I wonder if she truly felt despair in her last moments? I should say sorry if she didn't... Sorry for being such a useless big brother... Mukuro-san must be so angry at me for letting this happen, isn't she... Ahh, she must be so angry... I'm sorry...

Buuuuut! I was, like, so tiiiiiiiired of that personality. You try playing the goody-two-shoes for around twenty-three days! It's such a drag! And if I can get them to despair anyway, then we will, like, have the last laugh? Wouldn't that just be totally awesome? Right, right? Then I can go join my cute little sisters and we can go right back to being friendly despair siblings! Yup, yup, that's so the new goal now, and I don't care what you hafta say 'bout it!

Now, get outta the damn way, I have hope to crush!!!

[ Note: I'll tag with both OU!Naegi (not spoileriffic) and/or AU!Naegi (spoileriffic to the max). Just note if you want spoilers or not! ]

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[ She's not very good at listening. In fact, the only bit that Bianca remembers by the end of it is the last sentence -- to which she'll throw her arms up and frown at Naegi. ]

No hope crushing allowed!!

[ Ehhh? Give him a break, he had to be an annoyingly positive beacon of hope until just now! ]

...Hmm? Someone is talking to me? And it isn't about despair? Say it ain't so.

[ ...You phrased that funny, mister. ]

Despair is bad!

[ Time to switch gears again! ]

Whaaa? Despair is bad? Why would you even say that?

[ ... now she's confused. And frowny. Why would you say that despair is not bad? ]

Because it is not good! So it is bad. [ Duh ]

Aa-ah, you said it. But that's a weak argument. "Good" and "bad" are never as clear cut as people like to pretend they are.

[ More importantly... ]

Oh, and I don't care if it's "bad" anyway, so that point is moot. Too bad!

[ There's a huff here because she can't follow what you're saying. ]

Mister, you're not making sense to Bianca! Despair is very very def-in-i-te-ly bad! [ It sounds like she's emphaising "definitely" but it's more just trying to get the whole word out without tripping over the sounds or pronunciation. ]

[ Her eyes widen and she trembles a little. She certainly looks terrified, and perhaps justifiably so. For all her investigating and constant questioning of Naegi's character... To see the person she deemed "foolishly honest," the one who pulled her back when she was on the brink of despair herself, as a seed of despair himself is... ]

I see... You were deceiving us that whole time, weren't you?

Ahh, I'm in despair... I'm in despair that I must have this conversation in the first place... Explaining to those who do not wish to understand is an exercise in despair... Why is what my cute sister wanted so bad to others?

[ ...

Mister you make no sense.

Have a fwap to your head. ]

Ah... Kirigiri-san, you heard that...?

[ Naegi looks a little sheepish, like he got caught sneaking cookies from the cookie jar, and glances away. ]

Well, that is...

[ Okay, no. Like his sister, he was done sticking to that one personality now. ]

It got a little tiring sometimes, but since it was for Junko's sake, I played the part of the Makoto Naegi everyone saw. I can't just ignore my cute little sister's request after all.

[ Ouch, why??? ]

...And what was that for, may I ask? I was not anywhere near hostile, so that would constitute as rude behavior, as you should know.

[Gasp! She looks heartbroken-- soul-crushed even!]

You talk funny, mister. You also say despair a lot.

[ That totally counts as reasoning-- she's innocent as an angel. ]

[And then she smiles. That creepy grin she always gets when someone unwittingly gives her the missing piece of a puzzle. Or whenever she tricked Naegi with accusations or pretended to take great offense to his words...]

You said you're from an Alternate Universe, didn't you? While it seems like a scenario out of a science fiction novel, you being a traitor was always a possibility. Don't forget, I was the one accusing you from the start.

If that's how you are, that's fine. I'll be the one to handle you.

[ She's used to the guys in her life being disappointments anyway. See: Her dad. ]

Edited 2012-08-21 21:51 (UTC)

Ah, but even before we were locked into the school, our lives had already been something out of a SF novel... A sad, hopeless SF novel. There are quite a bit of those, aren't there?

Though I suppose by most standards, I am outlandish... And the worst sort of brother... I couldn't even help her properly since I couldn't let you pinpoint me as yet another mole. Ahh, it makes me despair to think I had to hide information from Junko-san for you...

[ Then you should be glad about that present! ~~...Okay, no, I can't even joke about that.~~ ]

Ahahahahahaha! "Talk funny"? To say that to Us, you certainly have a lot of nerve! And it goes without saying that We would mention despair a lot, for that is what We are.

You are a you not a you lot. Bianca can only see one of you.

You are despair? You are bad then!

[ FWAP again jeez despair is bad. ]

[...Yes, that was in really bad taste. ~~Come here and let me punish you. 8|~~]

But this is real life. You're going to live with the consequences of your actions and take responsibility.

[ Again!? Who said he was Super High School Level Good Luck anyway? ]

Heeey, don't you think you're, like, bad for treating me so horribly? You do realize you're hitting a defense young boy, riiiight? Or don't you notice that? Waaah, so scary!

[ ~~/FLEES~~ ]

But I guess I'm really am, like, lucky enough to be Super High School Level Good Luck! 'Cause, unless we're gonna go the bad end route, I'm the only one of the Despair Siblings to survive! Woooow, I didn't see that coming. Did you? Did you?

[ Well, unless you count a certain something, but like he'll mention that. ]

—However, I can always take steps to rectify that.

[ For a quick moment, he smiles wryly. ]

Then I do not have to deal with what Kirigiri-san is trying to imply, hm?

[ She suppresses the unsettling feeling that comes from seeing that smile on his face. You were so much better when you were cute and dumb. ]

Suicide? That's already been done.

How much despair can you get from a path that's already been taken by Enoshima-san?

Ho-oh? True, it would be far more dramatic end to die in a different manner! A more despairful end would certainly be more fitting for Us!

[ ...Hmmm, the ore-sama character change does not rank up there with his favorite personalities. It suits Junko more, that's for sure. But back to the matter at hand! ]

Ah, but We must exclude stabbing in Our sleep from the list of possibilities. While We do not want to speak ill of Junko-chama, that death holds far too little despair for Us.

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this one player can't believe she's doing this...

don't mind spoilers~

okay! (wow what was I writing at like 3 AM...)

(always a good time to be writing things)

(if you mean horrible, horrible things, then yes)

(yes I do. Night-time is the most productive time after all!)

(can't argue with that! /night owl)

(/ex-night owl, then timezones changed)

Spoiled all the way COME AT ME, BRO.

(forever a night owl until school starts up again)

(enjoy your holidays, in that case o7)

oh noooooooo (also this is part 1 of 2)

sob I am so sorry for this

(thank you! I fully intend to o7)

LIES. YOU'RE NOT SORRY AT ALL!! 1/2

(♥!)

Also I will BBL after a nap.

...OKAY I AM GETTING OUT THE POPCORN BUT I AM SORRY... also have a nice nap!

(♥~)

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Sorry I am slow 8(

but I'm slower 8D;