integra_hellsing: (whatever you say)
integra_hellsing ([personal profile] integra_hellsing) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-08-16 04:45 pm
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Really, mun? Really? I stopped asking myself long ago why you do half of the things you do, or rather, make me do.

But cooking lessons? And from the Police Girl, no less? Have you lost your mind? I hope the bloody house has insurance, because I've a feeling it's going to burn down.

I hope you're happy.


-Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
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eatmywings: (Hello hello baby)

[personal profile] eatmywings 2012-08-21 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
You're becoming domestic now? Now that's a sight to see!
angel_of_death: (Grumbling like an old man)

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2012-08-21 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That is why I made the specific request that you never be permitted to cook on your own. I literally wrote it down in the papers I left, in case I disappeared.
integra_hellsing: (fuck this car)

[personal profile] integra_hellsing 2012-08-25 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It's either that or burn the bloody house down, Alucard.
integra_hellsing: (wtfwtfwtfwtf)

[personal profile] integra_hellsing 2012-08-25 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Ye have little faith, Walter.
angel_of_death: (Smug)

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2012-08-25 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you, Integra. Really, I do. But you just don't have the patience to sit in front of a stove and keep watch for an hour or more.
integra_hellsing: (yep walter's my favorite bitch)

[personal profile] integra_hellsing 2012-08-25 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I only burned the spaghetti once.

[ ...And then Soma had to come and help her clean up and make more but you know. Also it was more of DESTROYING HALF OF THE KITCHEN and less burning spaghetti. ]

Besides, that's what Soma is for. He can stand there and watch it while I go and do... hey, are you saying I have a short attention span?
angel_of_death: (Amused)

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2012-08-25 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I'm saying you expect results and expect them quickly. And then you get frustrated when it doesn't happen.
integra_hellsing: (whatever you say)

[personal profile] integra_hellsing 2012-08-25 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, why does spaghetti take so long? Honestly, I thought throwing the whole box of noodles into a pot of water and putting it on the highest level of heat on the stove would do the trick.
angel_of_death: (Cutting and peeling)

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2012-08-25 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It takes so long because it's dried. So it's more than just heating it up-- the water has to soak into the noodles, too.
integra_hellsing: (wtfwtfwtfwtf)

[personal profile] integra_hellsing 2012-08-25 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, I assumed you could just throw everything in together.
angel_of_death: (Cutting and peeling)

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2012-08-25 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You boiled the water first, correct?
integra_hellsing: (little black dress)

[personal profile] integra_hellsing 2012-08-25 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
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No. I just threw everything in together and turned the stove on.
angel_of_death: (What are you on about)

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2012-08-25 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
......

[A long, disbelieving look.]

My assessment stands.
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