//Bored muse is bored

[sinister_blade]

Summoner,

What happened to that game you promised? And I am not talking about The Rift, The Crystal Scar or Twisted Treeline.

Can you be more boring?... Actually, don't answer that.

You better organize yourself or I will Spin to Win and fucking kill you and leave you. Seriously. No jokes here.

Your,

Katarina, The Sinister Blade.

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[squeak_squeaker]

Are... are you allowed to talk to your mun like that? [Gasp!]

[sinister_blade]

[Blunt.] Of course I am. Especially when her incompetence starts to boil over.

[squeak_squeaker]

REALLY?

And she doesn't get all angry and stuff? [Kronk was always worried his mun'd turn into Yzma!]

[sinister_blade]

No because she knows that I am right. [Too much self-confidence for Katarina here...]

[squeak_squeaker]

You must be a really smart lady! [Kronk was very impressed.]

Wish I was all... smart. And stuff. [He smiled brightly at her. Yeah, that'd be great!]

[sinister_blade]

Well that's easy. You need to study hard and devote yourself to the higher cause. [Like shedding blood in the name of your country *cough*] Traveling also helps.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk never traveled anywhere and he most certainly didn't study. Unless you counted chipmunk language!]

Ohh... do you think I should ask my boss if she wants to travel somewhere? And. Uhh. Is Yzma a higher cause?

[sinister_blade]

[What...?] Depends on what Yzma is. If you think it is something worthy, then it is a higher cause. At least to you.

Why don't you travel yourself?

[squeak_squeaker]

That's the name of my boss! Yzma. [Kronk thought about that for a bit, before shrugging.]

We're always kinda together! Like a team.

[sinister_blade]

Then go together. At least that way you will be less mugged. [Talk about pessimistic.]

[squeak_squeaker]

No one's going to mug us! I'm a big guy. [With the common sense of a newborn unicorn. But still... big guy!]

[sinister_blade]

To some, the size doesn't matters. And they have weapons.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk was a bit worried now. So much for being all dumb and careless!] H-huh. What kind of weapons?

[sinister_blade]

Any kind. Knives, daggers, maces, swords, arrows. The list is long.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk tugged at the bottom of his tunic a bit.] Oh... uhh.

I sure hope I don't run into one of those!

[sinister_blade]

That's why it's good to go with someone. You can defend yourselves better.

[squeak_squeaker]

But I think I lost Yzma, when I got here.

Do you wanna help me go look for Yzma, ma'am? [Big smile!]

[sinister_blade]

[Startled a little.] I don't even know how the person looks.

Besides, I am paid to kill people, not find them.

[squeak_squeaker]

Yzma's an old lady... and she's skinny! And purple.

[Kronk blinked slowly.] I'm paid to...uhh. [More blinking.] I dunno!

[sinister_blade]

You are paid to guard some old lady? [She can barely hide the scrunching her nose attempted to do]

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah... except for the guard part! Yzma already has guards.

I'm paid to stand next to an old lady. [Like a boss!]

[sinister_blade]

And what do you do when you stand next to her?

[squeak_squeaker]

I dunno... just stand there. Sometimes, I have to swat flies too, but that's kinda complicated.

And I cook! But that's mostly for me, because Yzma's not...uhh. She doesn't eat a whole lot of stuff. [Smiling.]

[sinister_blade]

So basically, you are some sort of a clown? Entertainment? [She would have killed that Yzma person if she was in his place.]

[squeak_squeaker]

...I dunno. [Not even that! Kronk's stupidity WAS funny, but Yzma didn't really think so. He just stood there, all day, next to her. He had to be quiet too... even if that didn't go too well for him, most of the time.]

[isthatarocketinyourpocket]

Wowie, still as grumpy as ever huh!