mun had an unbelievably awful interview. anxiety attacks, can has.

[bloodofakiller]

Hey, don't look at me to tell you it wasn't that bad. It was that fucking bad.

French, motherfucker, parlez-vous?

Comments

[idealiste]

Nervousness is an understandable reaction.

[bloodofakiller]

So is her ass not getting hired. It's a shit job anyway.

[noshit]

I think this is what most people tell me is 'bad timing'.

[As in, stating the obvious and usually not very nice obvious.]

But it's not really our fault honesty is such a hard pill for most to swallow.

[idealiste]

I have only the utmost faith in her. If not this job, then another.

[bloodofakiller]

Honestly, she needs to get her shit together. 'Cause watching this is just fucking sad.

[bloodofakiller]

Yeah, somewhere else she can sit at a desk and answer the same idiot phone calls day after day. That's the dream, huh? ( clearly, everyone should just kill each other. way more fulfilling. )

[idealiste]

Killing people is not fulfilling.

[noshit]

That is certainly one way to put it, but having everything in order tends to make everything fall in place.

At least when it comes to puzzles. And life is such a grand and interesting puzzle, isn't it?

[cons]

Be nice. This is the same girl that could change you into a fluffy labrador retriever for a week just cause she feels like it.

[bloodofakiller]

Oh for fuck's sake. Another one? ( god damn it guys get out of his mind. it's not a pretty place. )

[bloodofakiller]

Except she wouldn't. Because she's not you. ( have a look of "you're a freak." because you are. )

[bloodofakiller]

Depends whose life it is. Hers is pretty damn boring.

[noshit]

And therein lies the problem with life, while it can be rather exciting, it can also be quite the bore.

[cons]

[dgkjdfgbsdfkjgbfdg and coming in for a guest appearance we have wichita's middle finger.]

You say that, but then all of a sudden you're a puppy. Or, or being forced to--

Hey, what, I wouldn't turn you into a dog. You'd be a mean dog. You'd be like one of those dogs that eats all the other dogs' food, and takes all the other toys for yourself, and whenever they try to get them back you just bury them in the ground somewhere so that nobody could ever find them. And then even you forget where you hid them, cause you're a dog.

[bloodofakiller]

And if you were a dog, you'd be a bitch. So pretty much business as usual.

( come on, you can't be mad about that. you practically handed it to him. )

[bloodofakiller]

And what do you do that's so exhilarating? ( 'cause you look kind of like a ponce. just saying. )

[cons]

[you get growly faces now.]

i just had a stupid thought. werechita.

[bloodofakiller]

Looks like the transformation has already started.

dfdkjgb ahh i would love to turn wichita into a werewolf.

[cons]

At least I don't stink like a dog.

welp sean can hook you up.

[bloodofakiller]

I could drown in Axe if that'd make you feel better. ( no, he wouldn't. empty promise. axe is the worst. )

aw would they be gingah wolves~?

[cons]

Please don't. That would be the actual worst way to die. Drowning in Axe. Jesus.

the gingerest.

[bloodofakiller]

Adding to my to-do list.

they will be a pack of two. must be gingah to join. and if you're alex. is alex wolfy?

[cons]

Doing something out of spite isn't that effective when it results in you being dead, dumbass. And what if I secretly think it'd be a great way to die? Now you've just offed yourself for my entertainment.