[Nah, it's part of a sibling's function to push all buttons as fast as possible.]

Why is he doing that? He should be fixing things! Aren't Uncle Alan and Uncle Roy and Aunt Lora helping? Is he hiding from Uncle Alan? Because Uncle Alan was going to punch him for a while. I dunno if he really did or not.

[What even, other-universe-Dad.]

Well I say you're my brother so there.

You should come home with me. Other-universe-Dad doesn't appreciate you enough.

[Clearly not or he would be fixing the Grid. Or something.]