You don't have to share the same traits to relate! [Yeah, because Peter and Harry Potter both lost their parents and lived with their aunt and uncle...sure, there's some similarities, but Aunt May didn't lock him in a cupboard and Uncle Ben didn't have a hate boner against nocturnal birds.] And, you know, maybe you'll find some traits you didn't realize before—good ones. Surprise yourself without meaning to. Anything's possible!
[Because he's Spider-Man, anything really is possible.
And wow but that does not sound swell at all. Golly, it sounds totally not swell. Like, anti-swell. Swill, even. It sounds like swill. Pig slop. Because Peter Parker wouldn't say it sounds like total sh*t.]
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You don't have to share the same traits to relate! [Yeah, because Peter and Harry Potter both lost their parents and lived with their aunt and uncle...sure, there's some similarities, but Aunt May didn't lock him in a cupboard and Uncle Ben didn't have a hate boner against nocturnal birds.] And, you know, maybe you'll find some traits you didn't realize before—good ones. Surprise yourself without meaning to. Anything's possible!
[Because he's Spider-Man, anything really is possible.
And wow but that does not sound swell at all. Golly, it sounds totally not swell. Like, anti-swell. Swill, even. It sounds like swill. Pig slop. Because Peter Parker wouldn't say it sounds like total sh*t.]