Reaction: "Red X Unmasked."

[umadrobin]

That's right, kid.

Keep guessing. Oh, and you know how hard it was to kidnap Slinky and reprogram one of Slade's suicide bots? Totally worth it, though.

Comments

[changelingdude]

Well if you're not Jason Todd then you're totally the Goth Kid!

[umadrobin]

Uhh... Which one? You just describe half of everyone in DC Comics.

[changelingdude]

No no, the one from our show. You know, wears his hair like this?

[Throws a hand over his head with his fingers dangling over his eyes and tries to look bleh]

I think that's like, his real name or whatever.

[wing_of_night]

You do realize that the time-frame would be all messed up for him to be Jason, right, Gar? Jason didn't become a Robin until after I became Nightwing.

[changelingdude]

Two words dude. Time Travel.

Or magic. Magic explains everything. Talk to Raven.

[wing_of_night]

[Facepalm.]

The most logical explanation would be a robot created by either Luthor, Slade, or Brainiac. I highly doubt even Jason could crack my security measures. I was with Batman a lot longer than he ever was, and learned quite a bit from him.

[feel_nevermore]

I never said magic explained everything.

...I just said it solved a lot of problems.

[changelingdude]

Robots? Nah no way. What would make a robot decide to help us during the road race? I mean...other then the metal men...and Red Tornado...and Robotman...

[changelingdude]

It's a pretty good fallback to stuff that doesn't make sense though right?

[feel_nevermore]

It's Silkie. And kidnapping it was lame. Even for you.

...I liked your impersonation of Batman, though.

[wing_of_night]

...You realize you just answered your own question, right?

[wing_of_night]

To quote the internet: "A wizard did it."

[feel_nevermore]

I wish less stuff that doesn't make sense happened to us.

[But she's fully aware it's only wishful thinking really.]

[changelingdude]

I'm still not convinced it's not some kind of lovesick stalker. Tell me, are there any boys who might have a crush on you? It's OK to admit it. We're progressive these days.

[feel_nevermore]

You guys spend way too much time on the internet.

[changelingdude]

What we haven't hit our quota yet? Between Mad Mod, Mother Mae Eye, everything involving Larry...

[wing_of_night]

[He shrugs.]

Can't say that I know of any. I know a few girls, though, who could sound like him with a voice modulator in the mask. Y'know, like the one in the mask. It could always be Starfire.

[wing_of_night]

Hey, Wikipedia has made my job of detective-work a lot easier. It's amazing what kind of actual facts are hidden in all the BS. Besides, I know for a fact that you shop for books on Amazon all the time.

[feel_nevermore]

Mumbo, Control Freak... Kitten. [The girl doesn't make sense, okay?]

[changelingdude]

Well if it was Starfire, then Starfire would be hitting on Raven whenever she's in the mask...that opens up all kinds of possibilities.

[changelingdude]

Tofu Aliens, barely ambiguous gorilla and brain in a jar romances...

[feel_nevermore]

Wikipedidia makes your detective-work look a lot less impressive.

...Well there's only so much you can find in Jump City bookstores.

[wing_of_night]

Dude, my world is all kinds of crazy in that regard. I really wouldn't doubt it.

[wing_of_night]

That's why I never made a big deal about it. Still, if it works, it works.

My point exactly.

[feel_nevermore]

Could you guys get your mind out of the gutter for a moment?

...And refrain from involving Star and I in your twisted fantasies.