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Never thought I'd say this, mate, but I think I'm starting to get bored.
Yeah, yeah, we had a good thing going at first. You know, wank, sleep, eat, wank, eat, sleep, wank. But I'm a complex and beautiful man! I need something more than this. You know, like a prostitute, or a gerbil. I could take care of the little fella.
You see? You see what you've done to me? I just asked for a fucking gerbil! Jesus, you've ruined me. Now, you better do something to fix this or I'm going to be balls deep in rodents. Those hairy little fuckers.
Now I'm not trying to say it's not a nice break from all the community service, and the killing probation workers, and you know... the dying and all. But can't you get me into some parties, or something? I mean, it's been... well, it's been awhile since I've had a shag, alright? And if you think I'm about to kiss your arse to get one you've got another thing coming. I'll fuck your shit right up, mate. Yeah, I went to a kickboxing class once! I would've taken more but they found out I didn't pay so they kicked me out. ...Probably better that way, I think the teacher was eying me. You know. Homosexually.
A gerbil. That is literally the most retarded shit I've said all day.
Yeah, yeah, we had a good thing going at first. You know, wank, sleep, eat, wank, eat, sleep, wank. But I'm a complex and beautiful man! I need something more than this. You know, like a prostitute, or a gerbil. I could take care of the little fella.
You see? You see what you've done to me? I just asked for a fucking gerbil! Jesus, you've ruined me. Now, you better do something to fix this or I'm going to be balls deep in rodents. Those hairy little fuckers.
Now I'm not trying to say it's not a nice break from all the community service, and the killing probation workers, and you know... the dying and all. But can't you get me into some parties, or something? I mean, it's been... well, it's been awhile since I've had a shag, alright? And if you think I'm about to kiss your arse to get one you've got another thing coming. I'll fuck your shit right up, mate. Yeah, I went to a kickboxing class once! I would've taken more but they found out I didn't pay so they kicked me out. ...Probably better that way, I think the teacher was eying me. You know. Homosexually.
A gerbil. That is literally the most retarded shit I've said all day.