Don't you grife this up for me

[gettheleadout]

Look, I'm thrilled that you enjoyed my solo book so much, and I know you're following some of your best rp friends into this game, but you had better commit. I've spent at least two thousand years in the Phantom Zone at this point, the way you're working my chronology, I'm not about to become an idle journal as well.

Do not mess up the 31st_century . Do you hear me, mun? People are counting on us.

P.S. To anyone reading this. I am not Superman. I get that a lot, but I am not Superman.

Comments

[triplicated]

So. You're single, huh?

[triplicated]

TRIAD! Don't flirt with... VALOR!

[triplicated]

Why not?

[triplicated]

It's... it's... blasphemy!

[gettheleadout]

Do I get an opinion on this?

Sorry, wasn't sure when to join the conversation.

[triplicated]

Of course you do! Don't mind Triad. She's just a little... eager sometimes. She's a good person, really.

Is there anything I can get you?

[wildfire]

Superboy, then?

[gettheleadout]

Um, well, yes, I am single. And flirting's okay. I don't mind it.

...do they still have cheeseburgers?

[gettheleadout]

No way. My hair's much nicer. *knows Superboy from leather jacket and shaved sides phase*

[triplicated]

I'm sure we can both find something good to eat.

[triplicated]

Triad!

[gettheleadout]

Oh, good, it wasn't just me that heard it.

Uh... sure thing. Sounds fun.

[wildfire]

All right, I'll bite. Who the heck are ya then?

[gettheleadout]

Lar Gand, of Daxam.

Valor.

[wildfire]

...Is that supposed to mean anything? 'cause I don't know you from Adam.

[gettheleadout]

Dude, um, not trying to brag or anything, but study your history.

*blush, 'aw shucks' body language* I'm kind of a big deal... so I'm told.

[wildfire]

Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure I flunked history. Twice.

[triplicated]

Wildfire, that's VALOR!

[wildfire]

Am I... supposed to be impressed?

[triplicated]

Yes!

[triplicated]

He's certainly got a better butt than the pictures I've seen...

[wildfire]

Okay, I'll bite. Why does this guy have you all so excited?

[triplicated]

Well, for one thing, did you see his... *is suddenly gagged by the other two Triads*

[triplicated]

Don't you know the stories of Valor, Wildfire?

[wildfire]

'fraid not, Triad.

[triplicated]

He saved Cargg, for one thing. Ages ago.

[wildfire]

...Looks pretty good for his age then.

[triplicated]

I'll say! *promptly gagged again by her two sisters*

[wildfire]

Uh...huh.

[gettheleadout]

Umm, there was time travel. Kind of. Or rather, a lot of time in stasis.

[less_talk_more_rokk]

Of course you're not Superman. Superman wears the symbol of his house on his chest. Looks like the letter 'S' in the Latin alphabet. Plus, his uniform is mostly blue and his cape is red.

*sobers* As soon as we get more information about you in-game, we -- the Legion of Superheroes -- are going to do our best to get you out of there. I don't doubt it's been hard, but you just need to hold on a little longer.

[wildfire]

Oh God. Time travel. If I had eyes, I'd go cross-eyed.