Voice Testing

[neverchosen]

Taking me out of Gotham to screw around because of some schoolgirl crush you've got on me? Heh. Guess it could be worse. Just remember to put me back where you found me, kid.

[Aren't you worried?]

Worried? No. Because if you're half as smart as you think you are, you'd know if you piss me off, I'll blow your brains out right then and there.

Comments

[bodilesswarrior]

That's not how you negotiate, Jason.

[flyingg]

I could point out a list of problems you might have with that last threat...

But I'll just mention that it would make it harder for you to get back to Gotham. Or anywhere.

[neverchosen]

Feel like giving me a lesson, then, Babs?

[neverchosen]

Always the try-hard, aren't you, Dickie? Can't just let me have a little fun with the mun?

[flyingg]

Let me think on that...

Yep. Always.

And that depends. Is your mun having fun?

[neverchosen]

Must suck always being so good.

And yeah, she's having fun. Livin' the dream, et cetera.

[bodilesswarrior]

Can you behave long enough?

[flyingg]

Honestly? Not very. I do much worse when I'm not.

Well, good. I know you like your guns, but playing with them too much will just get you in trouble.

[neverchosen]

Might have to help me out with that one.

[neverchosen]

So the first birdy's got an edge to him, huh? Pity I haven't seen it. Bet it's good for a laugh.

I'll stop playing with the guns when you stop playing with all your toys.

[flyingg]

I... think you would have, actually. *like the time he beat the Joker to death. Actually. With his bare hands. CPR was applied, but he did do it...*

Which toys in particular, and why would you want me to stop?

[neverchosen]

[...DAMN.]

No reason. But if I had to give up my fun gadgets, then it's only fair you do the same. Wouldn't wanna make me jealous, would you, sweetheart?

[flyingg]

*Yeeep. Dickie boy was still a mess after that, though. Golden boy does better when he doesn't stray from the golden path.*

Jay, there's either no way you'll be jealous of me, or no way you won't. Besides, if you put away the guns, you still have a lot to work with.

[neverchosen]

Flattery will get you everywhere. It's nice to know you're well aware I'd still kick your ass without my babies.

[flyingg]

I am aware beyond the shadow of a doubt that you'll try.

[hoodbin]

If she has a crush on you, I don't think your threats will work.

[precocialghul]

Wouldn't it be for effective to use the crush to your advantage rather than threatening to blow her brains out?

Then again, you were never very bright.

[voted_dead]

I ... don't think those threats really work here, uh, me.