canon is todd allison & the petunia violet

[botanics]

Oh.  You only have a mere day or so to complete your application?  Well isn't that dreadful.  As much as I despise incompetency, I'd much rather prefer you forget about this silly game.

I mean, look at it!  Everything is all the same -- the houses, the trees. And there are those make-shift families with mere strangers who may as well possibly hide, GOD FORBID, deranged and psychotic motives.

Even that shitty city takes a shine compared to this community prison.  Now if you will excuse me, I have work to do.

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[stabber]

Ah, ah, an attitude like that won't get you home. [ or will it. cyril has no idea... ] The entire point of that "home away from home" spiel to get us all settled in like a nice community, enjoying the free house and company. Maybe you should enjoy the break.

[botanics]

HAH! You know, I'd almost buy that... if you weren't a crazy murderer! Running around free and probably stabbing your helpless neighbors, and nobody knowing a damn thing about you.

Yes, I'd really love to settle down in that kind of environment.

[stabber]

[ he'll have you know he's only scared his wife ONCE and there have been NO CAUSALITIES so far. ] Murderer is a little harsh for a working man, carrots.

[botanics]

[ Yeah that's... not helping... ]

TODD ALLISON!!

[ EXASPERATED SIGH. ] Well, whatever god forbidden place you're locked up in, its none of my business! You're the only one of us shut in there, therefore, you can just stay there and experience the pleasure of not having me.

[ GOOD DAY, SIR. He hopes... ]

[stabber]

[ hey yo one of his kids is a computer hacker dont get on his bad side ]

Well, Mister Todd Allison, member of the Violet Investigation Group, who lives next door to Miss Petunia Elkwood, it might be easy to complain now, but when you're in, don't make it hard on everyone else. It'd be a right waste of time, and our Landlord's a pretty strange guy. Anymore difficult and you might as well just... oh, blow us all up.

[botanics]

[ What's a compooter.

And wait, wait. Let him think about it... Wait........... ]

You're bluffing. The likelihood of me causing such a calamity compared to you is beyond comparison.

[ Cause he's Mr. Allison the OUTSTANDING citizen. ]

[stabber]

You never know. As far as I can tell, the goal with Holly Heights is to be happy.

[botanics]

I am perfectly happy, thanks.

[ Cause he gets to work on his own project instead of cleaning up after arsonists, woo. ]

[stabber]

You look pretty sour, actually. Bit like a rotten carrot, know what I mean? [ :)!! ] But the entire purpose of the town is to make people happy with this shitty suburban life. If you do show, don't waste everyone's time with complaints.

[botanics]

Waste time? Me?!

Everything would be rainbows and sunshine if you would just stop creeping on me and Petunia.

[ >:|!!! ]

[stabber]

On what planet is this creeping? [ seriously it's some sound advice omg ]